-Playing iPad/with god console
-see one
-look in eyes
-activate god console
-select suiside
Cause of death cotness from baby goat
Like to say the same thing

If any of you ever dare to kill one I will find you and put u on a stake and feed you to the reapers alive you hear me cause I will only say it once😡

(If I kill one u are officially heartless) like this if u think this is true

Of you ever kill one of these... I WILL FIND YOU AND BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE THEN TELL THE SHINEHORNS WHAT YOU DID AND KILL YOU IN FRONT OF THEM BY DROPPING YOU IN A PIT FULL OF ARTHROPLEURAS TROODONS PEGOMASTAX ICTHYORNIS NAMELESS PIRANHAS AMD EVERY OTHER HORRIBLY ANNOYING CREATURE AND AN ARMY OF REAPERS

Bambi! Why did you swallow a flashlight?

Tame one of these for that one chick that plays on your server. They love these things. I think. Never really talked to a girl before. But they’re definitely cute. The shinehorns that is

If u ever kill one or punch one u need help and u are heartless and I will burn🔥🔥🔥everything u love (like this if u think this is true)

WARNING! If you breed them you may die when the baby is born it kills you... with cuteness

If you punch one you deserve to be eaten by a rex and to loose evry level you have 👏👏👏👏👏

Wildcard. We need a plushy RIGHT NOW!

I had one, I named it little Smokey. Little Smokey protected me fearlessly from the nameless. In one last ditch effort to protect little Smokey from the scorching sun I uploaded little Smokey... little Smokey fell a victim to the ark network. We will always remember you little Smokey! *sob*

One of the best pokemon ever put into Ark.

-Playing Singleplayer
-Adventuring far from base
-Just wandering around
-Sees one of these
-Quickly pauses game and opens up Dododex
-Gets aggeravic shrooms in inventory
-Ark freezes
-Ark crashes
-TLDR; My laptop can't handle the cuteness of these guys

If you kill one of these you deserve to be the tribe mate who gets impregnated.

Bambi! Why did you swallow a flashlight?!

Jerboa: I'm cute
Shinehorn: ha silly child I'm cuter
Ferox: boi you better sidown

You know you just came here to see other people freak out about how cute they are, don’t worry, your not alone.

I was playing ARK with my brother then he said how do I jump how do I eat how do I drink I was annoyed until he said what’s that will it give me food?
I looked at it and it was a shine horn and I was like don’t kill it and how did It get here?then de oof I did have some things to tame it but then he killed it and I was like...DUDE I WAS SEEING IF IT COULD BE TAMES WITH ROCKARROTS.and my brother was like how do I eat meat? I was like bruh...
Hooman meh nub 2 left ARK

Jerboa:I’m the cutest shoulder pet

Shinehorn:hold my beer

Wildcard: we need an invincible tame
Me: Damn it it’s too cute to kill