Bambi! Why did you swallow a flashlight?

If you punch one you deserve to be eaten by a rex and to loose evry level you have 👏👏👏👏👏

Wildcard: we need an invincible tame
Me: Damn it it’s too cute to kill

Tame one of these for that one chick that plays on your server. They love these things. I think. Never really talked to a girl before. But they’re definitely cute. The shinehorns that is

Wildcard. We need a plushy RIGHT NOW!

A bulbdog may be common and smart
But I will be the one to capture your heart
A featherlight's glow lacks colour and hue
A glowtail is not lasting so your death to the nameless shall be due
But a shinehorn is the perfect pet
To catch one you don't even need a net
These little goats are fine in every aspect
So get a few and let their population go unchecked!
because with one on your shoulder
They make you safe from any nameless at all even one as tough as boulder

#the song of reasons to tame a shinehorn and not the other lantern pets

I had one, I named it little Smokey. Little Smokey protected me fearlessly from the nameless. In one last ditch effort to protect little Smokey from the scorching sun I uploaded little Smokey... little Smokey fell a victim to the ark network. We will always remember you little Smokey! *sob*

One of the best pokemon ever put into Ark.

Me:*in hospital*
Doctors:oh no his heart beat is dropping rapidly
Me:*dies*
(At death ceremony)
Doctors:*stand there crying*
Little brother: aww a cute flooffy goat
*Every one falls over and dies of cuteness*
Wildcard: ya I think I made that creature to cute and the doctors found out how she died

If you kill one of these you deserve to be the tribe mate who gets impregnated.

When I saw one of these guys I............looked up how to tame it but I spelled it wrong and it showed a Magmasaur. Where did I go wrong in life?

-Playing Singleplayer
-Adventuring far from base
-Just wandering around
-Sees one of these
-Quickly pauses game and opens up Dododex
-Gets aggeravic shrooms in inventory
-Ark freezes
-Ark crashes
-TLDR; My laptop can't handle the cuteness of these guys

You know you just came here to see other people freak out about how cute they are, don’t worry, your not alone.

So cute I wish they where on all maps...plz wildcard?(up v.ote this)

They're easily the cutest of the 4 chargers so don't you dare say otherwise.

Me:awww a deer
Shinehorn: what did you call me
Me:reaches out to pet it
Shinehorn: charges
Shinehorn: DIE!!!
Me: 😳

10/10 would tame again. (If you can find 1)

Cutest Ark animal ever! It’s a must tame :)

WHY WEREN'T YOU AT SHINEHORN PRACTICE

It's bamby with a very shiny horn