(If I kill one u are officially heartless) like this if u think this is true

What? I needed hide............

You killing one of these is the equivalent of you killing an ammonite. Everyone’s gonna hate you for it (and you’ll probably die in the process).

Tame one of these for that one chick that plays on your server. They love these things. I think. Never really talked to a girl before. But they’re definitely cute. The shinehorns that is

WARNING! If you breed them you may die when the baby is born it kills you... with cuteness

BAMBI WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT EATING FLASHLIGHTS

Wildcard. We need a plushy RIGHT NOW!

Of you ever kill one of these... I WILL FIND YOU AND BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE THEN TELL THE SHINEHORNS WHAT YOU DID AND KILL YOU IN FRONT OF THEM BY DROPPING YOU IN A PIT FULL OF ARTHROPLEURAS TROODONS PEGOMASTAX ICTHYORNIS NAMELESS PIRANHAS AMD EVERY OTHER HORRIBLY ANNOYING CREATURE AND AN ARMY OF REAPERS

Bambi! Why did you swallow a flashlight?

If u ever kill one or punch one u need help and u are heartless and I will burn🔥🔥🔥everything u love (like this if u think this is true)

I had one, I named it little Smokey. Little Smokey protected me fearlessly from the nameless. In one last ditch effort to protect little Smokey from the scorching sun I uploaded little Smokey... little Smokey fell a victim to the ark network. We will always remember you little Smokey! *sob*

.... Huh? Why did I kill one?

I was bored

If you punch one you deserve to be eaten by a rex and to loose evry level you have 👏👏👏👏👏

One of the best pokemon ever put into Ark.

-Playing Singleplayer

-Adventuring far from base

-Just wandering around

-Sees one of these

-Quickly pauses game and opens up Dododex

-Gets aggeravic shrooms in inventory

-Ark freezes

-Ark crashes

-TLDR; My laptop can't handle the cuteness of these guys

If you kill one of these you deserve to be the tribe mate who gets impregnated.

I dont have any of the story maps other then the island obviously and I want 30 of these cute things so I GO TO FJORDUR

By far hands down no diff the cutest creature in ark, and the best glow pet

Shinehorn: hi!!

Me: hello!!

Shinehorn: do you need something??

Me: well I was just going to ask… what’s you secret?? And… will you be my pet?

Shinehorn: …. Ummm secret?? Well…

I don’t know and EXUSE ME??? BE YOUR PET??!?!?!?!!!!!?!???!?!??!!!? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! Bye!!!!! ( runs away)

You know you just came here to see other people freak out about how cute they are, don’t worry, your not alone.