(If I kill one u are officially heartless) like this if u think this is true

If u ever kill one or punch one u need help and u are heartless and I will burn🔥🔥🔥everything u love (like this if u think this is true)

Jerboa: I'm cute
Shinehorn: ha silly child I'm cuter
Ferox: boi you better sidown

If you punch one you deserve to be eaten by a rex and to loose evry level you have 👏👏👏👏👏

Bambi! Why did you swallow a flashlight?

RIP weregoat (syntac).

Jerboa:I’m the cutest shoulder pet

Shinehorn:hold my beer

Tame one of these for that one chick that plays on your server. They love these things. I think. Never really talked to a girl before. But they’re definitely cute. The shinehorns that is

Wildcard: we need an invincible tame
Me: Damn it it’s too cute to kill

Wildcard. We need a plushy RIGHT NOW!

A bulbdog may be common and smart
But I will be the one to capture your heart
A featherlight's glow lacks colour and hue
A glowtail is not lasting so your death to the nameless shall be due
But a shinehorn is the perfect pet
To catch one you don't even need a net
These little goats are fine in every aspect
So get a few and let their population go unchecked!
because with one on your shoulder
They make you safe from any nameless at all even one as tough as boulder

#the song of reasons to tame a shinehorn and not the other lantern pets

I had one, I named it little Smokey. Little Smokey protected me fearlessly from the nameless. In one last ditch effort to protect little Smokey from the scorching sun I uploaded little Smokey... little Smokey fell a victim to the ark network. We will always remember you little Smokey! *sob*

One of the best pokemon ever put into Ark.

-Playing Singleplayer
-Adventuring far from base
-Just wandering around
-Sees one of these
-Quickly pauses game and opens up Dododex
-Gets aggeravic shrooms in inventory
-Ark freezes
-Ark crashes
-TLDR; My laptop can't handle the cuteness of these guys

If you kill one of these you deserve to be the tribe mate who gets impregnated.

Do not tame or approach without a blindfold hazard suit and flamethrower if it gets too cute. ⚠️ cuteness lvs get to 848338474738373637383737338383773373838393737348393838373838273633(53733736363737374646464744747488494499302020292922927363636e42f and baby’s 3 times that

When I saw one of these guys I............looked up how to tame it but I spelled it wrong and it showed a Magmasaur. Where did I go wrong in life?

You know you just came here to see other people freak out about how cute they are, don’t worry, your not alone.

So cute I wish they where on all maps...plz wildcard?(up v.ote this)

When I approach one this is my reaction) it’s to cute God why did u make something this cute) (DJsnake) got killed by Shinehorns cuteness