Dododex

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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the shinehorn? Funny shinehorn jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 84 · Answer 1 · 2020-07-13T10:05:55+00:00

Of you ever kill one of these... I WILL FIND YOU AND BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE THEN TELL THE SHINEHORNS WHAT YOU DID AND KILL YOU IN FRONT OF THEM BY DROPPING YOU IN A PIT FULL OF ARTHROPLEURAS TROODONS PEGOMASTAX ICTHYORNIS NAMELESS PIRANHAS AMD EVERY OTHER HORRIBLY ANNOYING CREATURE AND AN ARMY OF REAPERS

score 86 · Answer 2 · 2020-07-09T03:30:15+00:00

(If I kill one u are officially heartless) like this if u think this is true

score 39 · Answer 3 · 2020-07-17T04:29:09+00:00

If u ever kill one or punch one u need help and u are heartless and I will burn🔥🔥🔥everything u love (like this if u think this is true)

score 85 · Answer 4 · 2020-03-10T21:29:54+00:00

Bambi! Why did you swallow a flashlight?

score 67 · Answer 5 · 2020-04-14T05:33:35+00:00

If you punch one you deserve to be eaten by a rex and to loose evry level you have 👏👏👏👏👏

score 380 · Answer 6 · 2017-12-16T09:25:14+00:00

Tame one of these for that one chick that plays on your server. They love these things. I think. Never really talked to a girl before. But they’re definitely cute. The shinehorns that is

score 289 · Answer 7 · 2018-05-11T01:26:54+00:00

WARNING! If you breed them you may die when the baby is born it kills you... with cuteness

score 7 · Answer 8 · 2020-09-16T16:56:18+00:00

Bambi! Why did you swallow a flashlight?!

score 289 · Answer 9 · 2017-12-21T12:30:22+00:00

Wildcard. We need a plushy RIGHT NOW!

score 20 · Answer 10 · 2020-07-14T16:26:00+00:00

Jerboa: I'm cute
Shinehorn: ha silly child I'm cuter
Ferox: boi you better sidown

score 220 · Answer 11 · 2018-01-03T00:22:53+00:00

I had one, I named it little Smokey. Little Smokey protected me fearlessly from the nameless. In one last ditch effort to protect little Smokey from the scorching sun I uploaded little Smokey... little Smokey fell a victim to the ark network. We will always remember you little Smokey! *sob*

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2020-09-16T17:05:53+00:00

Can kill any animal....... with cuteness.

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2020-09-16T17:04:42+00:00

3 words, CUTEST THING EVER! you must have one no matter what the cost!

score 22 · Answer 14 · 2020-06-05T09:22:39+00:00

Jerboa:I’m the cutest shoulder pet

Shinehorn:hold my beer

score 191 · Answer 15 · 2017-12-16T02:58:09+00:00

One of the best pokemon ever put into Ark.

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2020-09-12T20:41:33+00:00

Jerboa: I'm cute
Ferox:I'm cuter
Shinehorn: hold my glowing beer

score 26 · Answer 17 · 2020-05-04T02:35:13+00:00

Wildcard: we need an invincible tame
Me: Damn it it’s too cute to kill

score 171 · Answer 18 · 2018-01-26T21:38:56+00:00

-Playing Singleplayer
-Adventuring far from base
-Just wandering around
-Sees one of these
-Quickly pauses game and opens up Dododex
-Gets aggeravic shrooms in inventory
-Ark freezes
-Ark crashes
-TLDR; My laptop can't handle the cuteness of these guys

score 171 · Answer 19 · 2018-01-16T03:48:04+00:00

If you kill one of these you deserve to be the tribe mate who gets impregnated.

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2020-09-16T17:10:49+00:00

Warning, do not look directly in these creatures eyes, their cuteness will paralyze you. And be warned, many players have died by cuteness...