Accidentally killed one, currently dealing therapy for my sorrows. I’m a monster.

(If I kill one u are officially heartless) like this if u think this is true

Tame one of these for that one chick that plays on your server. They love these things. I think. Never really talked to a girl before. But they’re definitely cute. The shinehorns that is

WARNING! If you breed them you may die when the baby is born it kills you... with cuteness

Wildcard. We need a plushy RIGHT NOW!

Who put shinehorn in pinsiwories

Bambi! Why did you swallow a flashlight?

Of you ever kill one of these... I WILL FIND YOU AND BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE THEN TELL THE SHINEHORNS WHAT YOU DID AND KILL YOU IN FRONT OF THEM BY DROPPING YOU IN A PIT FULL OF ARTHROPLEURAS TROODONS PEGOMASTAX ICTHYORNIS NAMELESS PIRANHAS AMD EVERY OTHER HORRIBLY ANNOYING CREATURE AND AN ARMY OF REAPERS

I had one, I named it little Smokey. Little Smokey protected me fearlessly from the nameless. In one last ditch effort to protect little Smokey from the scorching sun I uploaded little Smokey... little Smokey fell a victim to the ark network. We will always remember you little Smokey! *sob*

If you harm this lil baby in any way I will give you immense loot that is rare but not usable for a fight and then unleash an army of pegomastixes or whatever they are called and watch you suffer and then force you to fight a wyvern then Rockwell and then set up traps all over the map so you can’t spawn without dieing and watch you suffer and if you live BAM SHINRHORN ARMY SO YOU DIE TO AN ARMY OF WHAT CAUSED THIS SO YOU FEEL ASHAMED anyways FEED TEH BABIES👹👹

You kill one of these and I will find you and beat you with your dead pet

If u ever kill one or punch one u need help and u are heartless and I will burn🔥🔥🔥everything u love (like this if u think this is true)

BAMBI WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT EATING FLASHLIGHTS

One of the best pokemon ever put into Ark.

-Playing Singleplayer

-Adventuring far from base

-Just wandering around

-Sees one of these

-Quickly pauses game and opens up Dododex

-Gets aggeravic shrooms in inventory

-Ark freezes

-Ark crashes

-TLDR; My laptop can't handle the cuteness of these guys

If you kill one of these you deserve to be the tribe mate who gets impregnated.

If you punch one you deserve to be eaten by a rex and to loose evry level you have 👏👏👏👏👏

You know you just came here to see other people freak out about how cute they are, don’t worry, your not alone.

The cutest thing you will ever see

A new player was walking and he saw one of this and … HE TAMED IT then he saw 100 more and then he died … of cuteness

The Save

Zack walked around the forest and heard "Bleat! BLEAT!!" and curiosity beats the best of us so he went to the noise and found a shine horn and a dilo snarling and growling with acid boiling in its mouth,ready to finish it off with his acid.The dilos acid gurgled so loudly and there was so much,it dripped from its mouth to the sand and the sand reacted oddly,it bubbled for a sec and burned,Zack jumped up infront of the dilo growling,but the dilo refused to let down a fight when prey was right behind Zack like that so it opened its mouth wide but mando smacked the dilo on the top of his head and the dilo hacked up all its poison onto the sand,its face then filled with fear and it ran off,Zack saw the sand and it was bubbling so much with that puddle of acid on the floor,Zack looked at the little shinehorn and threw the shinehorn to his left because he knew the acid might kill them if he didnt,the sand exploded once he saved the shinehorn.(13 mins later) "Nghh" Zack woke in pain,blood all over,the shinehorn still looked at Zack and saw his pain and booped him with its horns,and just like that,the pain vanished,thanking the shinehorn,he patted it and fed it berries and freshwater,soon to be forever friends,but then the shinehorn names Shiny bleated for help,and he was leading to-

Next episode is on raptor if I reach 3-5 likes!