Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the shinehorn? Funny shinehorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
A bulbdog may be common and smart
But I will be the one to capture your heart
A featherlight's glow lacks colour and hue
A glowtail is not lasting so your death to the nameless shall be due
But a shinehorn is the perfect pet
To catch one you don't even need a net
These little goats are fine in every aspect
So get a few and let their population go unchecked!
because with one on your shoulder
They make you safe from any nameless at all even one as tough as boulder
#the song of reasons to tame a shinehorn and not the other lantern pets
Shinehorn: hi!!
Me: hello!!
Shinehorn: do you need something??
Me: well I was just going to ask… what’s you secret?? And… will you be my pet?
Shinehorn: …. Ummm secret?? Well…
I don’t know and EXUSE ME??? BE YOUR PET??!?!?!?!!!!!?!???!?!??!!!? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! Bye!!!!! ( runs away)
Ok…to bare the cuteness from the ⭐️🤩💫ShineHorn💫🤩⭐️
1:u MUST tame one if ur on xbox which im not xd
2:get babies,but dont get mad at me if ur brain explodes..
3:name it bambi,flashlight,or star IMEADIATLY
4:make a house for it :D
5:give it painted black sunglasses 🕶 and just vibe with ur shine horn
6:PROTECT IT IF UR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
7:If it does die…make a funeral pls
8:LIVE A HAPPY LIFE :D(good luck pc/consel player
(Sry abt grammer)
I had a white one with a brown stripe up the middle. I put an explorer hat on him and named him adventure goat. Me and my tribe beat alpha Rockwell that day (with adventure goat with me) and once we returned to fertile region we got our stuff and launched a heated attack solely to save him. He survived out in element zone, and had wandered down out of the arena entrance and survived.
The best creature in Aberration.