Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
A bulbdog may be common and smart
But I will be the one to capture your heart
A featherlight's glow lacks colour and hue
A glowtail is not lasting so your death to the nameless shall be due
But a shinehorn is the perfect pet
To catch one you don't even need a net
These little goats are fine in every aspect
So get a few and let their population go unchecked!
because with one on your shoulder
They make you safe from any nameless at all even one as tough as boulder
#the song of reasons to tame a shinehorn and not the other lantern pets
More Shinehorn Funny Tips
Hey what happened to the sun shine it's just a sun
Shinehorn "hey"
(If I kill one u are officially heartless) like this if u think this is true
Tame one of these for that one chick that plays on your server. They love these things. I think. Never really talked to a girl before. But theyβre definitely cute. The shinehorns that is
WARNING! If you breed them you may die when the baby is born it kills you... with cuteness
Wildcard. We need a plushy RIGHT NOW!
Bambi! Why did you swallow a flashlight?
Of you ever kill one of these... I WILL FIND YOU AND BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE THEN TELL THE SHINEHORNS WHAT YOU DID AND KILL YOU IN FRONT OF THEM BY DROPPING YOU IN A PIT FULL OF ARTHROPLEURAS TROODONS PEGOMASTAX ICTHYORNIS NAMELESS PIRANHAS AMD EVERY OTHER HORRIBLY ANNOYING CREATURE AND AN ARMY OF REAPERS
I had one, I named it little Smokey. Little Smokey protected me fearlessly from the nameless. In one last ditch effort to protect little Smokey from the scorching sun I uploaded little Smokey... little Smokey fell a victim to the ark network. We will always remember you little Smokey! *sob*
You kill one of these and I will find you and beat you with your dead pet
BAMBI WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT EATING FLASHLIGHTS