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A bulbdog may be common and smart

But I will be the one to capture your heart

A featherlight's glow lacks colour and hue

A glowtail is not lasting so your death to the nameless shall be due

But a shinehorn is the perfect pet

To catch one you don't even need a net

These little goats are fine in every aspect

So get a few and let their population go unchecked!

because with one on your shoulder

They make you safe from any nameless at all even one as tough as boulder

#the song of reasons to tame a shinehorn and not the other lantern pets

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