What are some funny jokes or stories about the shinehorn? Funny shinehorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Shinehorn: do you need something??
Me: well I was just going to ask… what’s you secret?? And… will you be my pet?
Shinehorn: …. Ummm secret?? Well…
I don’t know and EXUSE ME??? BE YOUR PET??!?!?!?!!!!!?!???!?!??!!!? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! Bye!!!!! ( runs away)
So cute I wish they where on all maps...plz wildcard?(up v.ote this)
They're easily the cutest of the 4 chargers so don't you dare say otherwise.
Kill one,u deserve a slap,be raided,best dino killed,and kicked from ya tribe,did u learn ur lesson yet?
10/10 would tame again. (If you can find 1)
Ok…to bare the cuteness from the ⭐️🤩💫ShineHorn💫🤩⭐️
1:u MUST tame one if ur on xbox which im not xd
2:get babies,but dont get mad at me if ur brain explodes..
3:name it bambi,flashlight,or star IMEADIATLY
4:make a house for it :D
5:give it painted black sunglasses 🕶 and just vibe with ur shine horn
6:PROTECT IT IF UR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
7:If it does die…make a funeral pls
8:LIVE A HAPPY LIFE :D(good luck pc/consel player
(Sry abt grammer)
Got one as a gift from a tribe member!
I NEED AN ARMYYYYYYYYYY
Cutest Ark animal ever! It’s a must tame :)
Wildcard: we need an invincible tame
Me: Damn it it’s too cute to kill
I can’t decide who’s cuter the bulbdog or this adorable thing
Goat + flashlight =shinehorn up if true
Jerboa: I'm cute
Shinehorn: ha silly child I'm cuter
Ferox: boi you better sidown
Jerboa:I’m the cutest shoulder pet
Shinehorn:hold my beer
Bambi! STOPPPPPPPPPPP! it’s bad for your health but I do like it you’re like Rudolph
I WANT ONE SOOO BAD!! THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! if you kill one you should be kicked of if ark and should never be allowed to play it EVER AGAIN!!!!!!
A bulbdog may be common and smart
But I will be the one to capture your heart
A featherlight's glow lacks colour and hue
A glowtail is not lasting so your death to the nameless shall be due
But a shinehorn is the perfect pet
To catch one you don't even need a net
These little goats are fine in every aspect
So get a few and let their population go unchecked!
because with one on your shoulder
They make you safe from any nameless at all even one as tough as boulder
#the song of reasons to tame a shinehorn and not the other lantern pets
Whoever said kill these goats on sight,your just a heartless disgrace.
Bambi! Why did you swallow a flashlight?!
I dont have any of the story maps other then the island obviously and I want 30 of these cute things so I GO TO FJORDUR
By far hands down no diff the cutest creature in ark, and the best glow pet