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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the shinehorn? Funny shinehorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Everything around the area looking for this thing: "Where is this girl?"
This girl just blending in with a magical tree: "They'll never know I'm here!"
*Everything just comes to that magical tree*
*The girl just runs*
(So basically to me, there is a 100000 magical trees)
Sarko: Why is there a 1000 trees?!?
*Me just running from the sarco*
*This deer just comes beat the sarco up*
The sarco: "just stop already!"
A bulbdog may be common and smart
But I will be the one to capture your heart
A featherlight's glow lacks colour and hue
A glowtail is not lasting so your death to the nameless shall be due
But a shinehorn is the perfect pet
To catch one you don't even need a net
These little goats are fine in every aspect
So get a few and let their population go unchecked!
because with one on your shoulder
They make you safe from any nameless at all even one as tough as boulder
#the song of reasons to tame a shinehorn and not the other lantern pets
I had a white one with a brown stripe up the middle. I put an explorer hat on him and named him adventure goat. Me and my tribe beat alpha Rockwell that day (with adventure goat with me) and once we returned to fertile region we got our stuff and launched a heated attack solely to save him. He survived out in element zone, and had wandered down out of the arena entrance and survived.
The best creature in Aberration.
If you harm this lil baby in any way I will give you immense loot that is rare but not usable for a fight and then unleash an army of pegomastixes or whatever they are called and watch you suffer and then force you to fight a wyvern then Rockwell and then set up traps all over the map so you can’t spawn without dieing and watch you suffer and if you live BAM SHINRHORN ARMY SO YOU DIE TO AN ARMY OF WHAT CAUSED THIS SO YOU FEEL ASHAMED anyways FEED TEH BABIES👹👹
NOOOOOOOO, I AM QUITTING ARK. I TAMED TWO OF THESE AND BRED THEM, CUTEST. BABY. EVER. I named it Luke. I then I went on to go and tame a Boa. I don't know why but when I got back to my base with the boa it attacked Luke and before I could do anything Luke was dead. I KILLED IT AND EVERY BOA I HAVE ENCOUNTERED SINCE. VENGANCE FOR LUKE! KILL THE BOAS! THEY ARE VILE AND HORRIBLE BEINGS!