Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the shinehorn? Funny shinehorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Shinehorn: hi!!
Me: hello!!
Shinehorn: do you need something??
Me: well I was just going to ask… what’s you secret?? And… will you be my pet?
Shinehorn: …. Ummm secret?? Well…
I don’t know and EXUSE ME??? BE YOUR PET??!?!?!?!!!!!?!???!?!??!!!? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! Bye!!!!! ( runs away)
Ok…to bare the cuteness from the ⭐️🤩💫ShineHorn💫🤩⭐️
1:u MUST tame one if ur on xbox which im not xd
2:get babies,but dont get mad at me if ur brain explodes..
3:name it bambi,flashlight,or star IMEADIATLY
4:make a house for it :D
5:give it painted black sunglasses 🕶 and just vibe with ur shine horn
6:PROTECT IT IF UR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
7:If it does die…make a funeral pls
8:LIVE A HAPPY LIFE :D(good luck pc/consel player
(Sry abt grammer)
A bulbdog may be common and smart
But I will be the one to capture your heart
A featherlight's glow lacks colour and hue
A glowtail is not lasting so your death to the nameless shall be due
But a shinehorn is the perfect pet
To catch one you don't even need a net
These little goats are fine in every aspect
So get a few and let their population go unchecked!
because with one on your shoulder
They make you safe from any nameless at all even one as tough as boulder
#the song of reasons to tame a shinehorn and not the other lantern pets