Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
Of you ever kill one of these... I WILL FIND YOU AND BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE THEN TELL THE SHINEHORNS WHAT YOU DID AND KILL YOU IN FRONT OF THEM BY DROPPING YOU IN A PIT FULL OF ARTHROPLEURAS TROODONS PEGOMASTAX ICTHYORNIS NAMELESS PIRANHAS AMD EVERY OTHER HORRIBLY ANNOYING CREATURE AND AN ARMY OF REAPERS
More Shinehorn Funny Tips
(If I kill one u are officially heartless) like this if u think this is true
.... Huh? Why did I kill one?
I was bored
What? I needed hide............
You killing one of these is the equivalent of you killing an ammonite. Everyoneβs gonna hate you for it (and youβll probably die in the process).
Tame one of these for that one chick that plays on your server. They love these things. I think. Never really talked to a girl before. But theyβre definitely cute. The shinehorns that is
WARNING! If you breed them you may die when the baby is born it kills you... with cuteness
BAMBI WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT EATING FLASHLIGHTS
Wildcard. We need a plushy RIGHT NOW!
Bambi! Why did you swallow a flashlight?