(If I kill one u are officially heartless) like this if u think this is true

Tame one of these for that one chick that plays on your server. They love these things. I think. Never really talked to a girl before. But they’re definitely cute. The shinehorns that is

WARNING! If you breed them you may die when the baby is born it kills you... with cuteness

I have 6 of them. I'll get three more by breeding but I'll need 5,000 sunglasses with dark tints so I don't explode by cuteness. THEY ARE SOOOOO CUTE!!!

Wildcard. We need a plushy RIGHT NOW!

Bambi! Why did you swallow a flashlight?

Accidentally killed one, currently dealing therapy for my sorrows. I’m a monster.

Of you ever kill one of these... I WILL FIND YOU AND BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE THEN TELL THE SHINEHORNS WHAT YOU DID AND KILL YOU IN FRONT OF THEM BY DROPPING YOU IN A PIT FULL OF ARTHROPLEURAS TROODONS PEGOMASTAX ICTHYORNIS NAMELESS PIRANHAS AMD EVERY OTHER HORRIBLY ANNOYING CREATURE AND AN ARMY OF REAPERS

I had one, I named it little Smokey. Little Smokey protected me fearlessly from the nameless. In one last ditch effort to protect little Smokey from the scorching sun I uploaded little Smokey... little Smokey fell a victim to the ark network. We will always remember you little Smokey! *sob*

You kill one of these and I will find you and beat you with your dead pet