(If I kill one u are officially heartless) like this if u think this is true

Tame one of these for that one chick that plays on your server. They love these things. I think. Never really talked to a girl before. But they’re definitely cute. The shinehorns that is

If you harm this lil baby in any way I will give you immense loot that is rare but not usable for a fight and then unleash an army of pegomastixes or whatever they are called and watch you suffer and then force you to fight a wyvern then Rockwell and then set up traps all over the map so you can’t spawn without dieing and watch you suffer and if you live BAM SHINRHORN ARMY SO YOU DIE TO AN ARMY OF WHAT CAUSED THIS SO YOU FEEL ASHAMED anyways FEED TEH BABIES👹👹

WARNING! If you breed them you may die when the baby is born it kills you... with cuteness

Wildcard. We need a plushy RIGHT NOW!

Bambi! Why did you swallow a flashlight?

Of you ever kill one of these... I WILL FIND YOU AND BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE THEN TELL THE SHINEHORNS WHAT YOU DID AND KILL YOU IN FRONT OF THEM BY DROPPING YOU IN A PIT FULL OF ARTHROPLEURAS TROODONS PEGOMASTAX ICTHYORNIS NAMELESS PIRANHAS AMD EVERY OTHER HORRIBLY ANNOYING CREATURE AND AN ARMY OF REAPERS

I had one, I named it little Smokey. Little Smokey protected me fearlessly from the nameless. In one last ditch effort to protect little Smokey from the scorching sun I uploaded little Smokey... little Smokey fell a victim to the ark network. We will always remember you little Smokey! *sob*

You kill one of these and I will find you and beat you with your dead pet

If u ever kill one or punch one u need help and u are heartless and I will burn🔥🔥🔥everything u love (like this if u think this is true)