Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I had one of these things and I accidentally killed it. Let me just say if you want to be scarred forever the death of these little guys is the way to go :(
More Shinehorn Funny Tips
(If I kill one u are officially heartless) like this if u think this is true
Tame one of these for that one chick that plays on your server. They love these things. I think. Never really talked to a girl before. But theyβre definitely cute. The shinehorns that is
WARNING! If you breed them you may die when the baby is born it kills you... with cuteness
Wildcard. We need a plushy RIGHT NOW!
Bambi! Why did you swallow a flashlight?
Of you ever kill one of these... I WILL FIND YOU AND BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE THEN TELL THE SHINEHORNS WHAT YOU DID AND KILL YOU IN FRONT OF THEM BY DROPPING YOU IN A PIT FULL OF ARTHROPLEURAS TROODONS PEGOMASTAX ICTHYORNIS NAMELESS PIRANHAS AMD EVERY OTHER HORRIBLY ANNOYING CREATURE AND AN ARMY OF REAPERS
I had one, I named it little Smokey. Little Smokey protected me fearlessly from the nameless. In one last ditch effort to protect little Smokey from the scorching sun I uploaded little Smokey... little Smokey fell a victim to the ark network. We will always remember you little Smokey! *sob*
You kill one of these and I will find you and beat you with your dead pet
If u ever kill one or punch one u need help and u are heartless and I will burnπ₯π₯π₯everything u love (like this if u think this is true)
BAMBI WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT EATING FLASHLIGHTS