If I had the Aberration map, I would have a FRIKNIN ARMY of shinehorns and featherlights!!!

(If I kill one u are officially heartless) like this if u think this is true

Tame one of these for that one chick that plays on your server. They love these things. I think. Never really talked to a girl before. But they’re definitely cute. The shinehorns that is

WARNING! If you breed them you may die when the baby is born it kills you... with cuteness

Wildcard. We need a plushy RIGHT NOW!

Bambi! Why did you swallow a flashlight?

Of you ever kill one of these... I WILL FIND YOU AND BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE THEN TELL THE SHINEHORNS WHAT YOU DID AND KILL YOU IN FRONT OF THEM BY DROPPING YOU IN A PIT FULL OF ARTHROPLEURAS TROODONS PEGOMASTAX ICTHYORNIS NAMELESS PIRANHAS AMD EVERY OTHER HORRIBLY ANNOYING CREATURE AND AN ARMY OF REAPERS

I had one, I named it little Smokey. Little Smokey protected me fearlessly from the nameless. In one last ditch effort to protect little Smokey from the scorching sun I uploaded little Smokey... little Smokey fell a victim to the ark network. We will always remember you little Smokey! *sob*

You kill one of these and I will find you and beat you with your dead pet

BAMBI WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT EATING FLASHLIGHTS