(If I kill one u are officially heartless) like this if u think this is true

Tame one of these for that one chick that plays on your server. They love these things. I think. Never really talked to a girl before. But they’re definitely cute. The shinehorns that is

WARNING! If you breed them you may die when the baby is born it kills you... with cuteness

Wildcard. We need a plushy RIGHT NOW!

Bambi! Why did you swallow a flashlight?

I had one, I named it little Smokey. Little Smokey protected me fearlessly from the nameless. In one last ditch effort to protect little Smokey from the scorching sun I uploaded little Smokey... little Smokey fell a victim to the ark network. We will always remember you little Smokey! *sob*

Of you ever kill one of these... I WILL FIND YOU AND BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE THEN TELL THE SHINEHORNS WHAT YOU DID AND KILL YOU IN FRONT OF THEM BY DROPPING YOU IN A PIT FULL OF ARTHROPLEURAS TROODONS PEGOMASTAX ICTHYORNIS NAMELESS PIRANHAS AMD EVERY OTHER HORRIBLY ANNOYING CREATURE AND AN ARMY OF REAPERS

One of the best pokemon ever put into Ark.

-Playing Singleplayer

-Adventuring far from base

-Just wandering around

-Sees one of these

-Quickly pauses game and opens up Dododex

-Gets aggeravic shrooms in inventory

-Ark freezes

-Ark crashes

-TLDR; My laptop can't handle the cuteness of these guys

If u ever kill one or punch one u need help and u are heartless and I will burn🔥🔥🔥everything u love (like this if u think this is true)