Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: Now where are you *sees a queen reaper* not you. Wait your not supposed to be here.
Queen Reaper: you are now pregnant with my baby hehehe.
Me: uno reverse *doesn't work* hehehe sh** oh there you are Cthulhu my beautiful child *forcetames it* YAY now my army *puts on some shades* to attack *uncryos 1 million seekers* how do you like that.
Queen Reaper: ROAR *more Reapers come*
Me: sh** I'm gonna lose *uncryos 75 of each light pet* die supers *feels pain in stomach* not right now uhgg *The baby king reaper comes to the world* owwwwww *I'm on the brink of death I claim the reaper* yes! *grabs soul gun shoots all my dinos even the baby reaper* I'll miss you little one *gets killed by a Reaper* back at base and I'll need that and that and you. *in full tech armor has his tech railgun* ready to get my baby back.
More Seeker Funny Tips
Seeker poem!
Seeker logged into Dododex,confused witch food,witch tame?Am I amused?
Clicked on Dodo-Prime meat goals,realized I forgot my empty bowls.
Tapped the screen with sweaty hands,Dododex said βnoob here are ur plans.β
Tamed a red thought I was slick
Left my saddleβ¦.yeah,classic brick.
I worked hard on this
AxolTheHellFireAxolotle
Itβs favourite food is forcetame
β¦ the heck happened to the Demogorgan
P r a i s e C t h u l h u
Dispite my confusion this creature has nothing to do with Quiddich.
They will eat Your cute goat without mercy.
Forcetame it and prove Dododex wrong
When I did seeker poem I said Rex not red btw
AxolTheHellFireAxolotle
Oh no it found me
β plastic bag
Who bought a bird from temu and put it in ark