What are some funny jokes or stories about the seeker? Funny seeker jokes submitted by ARK players.
A Mutant with Tentacles?
I’ve seen enough Hentai to know where this is going...
P r a i s e C t h u l h u
Puts hide armour on
Dispite my confusion this creature has nothing to do with Quiddich.
Forcetame it and prove Dododex wrong
They will eat Your cute goat without mercy.
THE THE THE...FLYING DEMOGORGAN
Don't ask it for quidditch...
It will ruin the game...
Oh sure. Just kill my pet goat in cold blood and not eat it’s body. Ass.
Take a demogorgan and put wings on it and you have a seeker
They just want their golden snitch! Also I heard that if you load a bludger into a cannon it will knock them right out of the sky.
Technically they are rideable when you force tame or spawn them tamed
Anerexic stalking dimorphadons, everywhere and now where...
Is it just me or does it look like a flying demogorgin form from strange things
It look like a demogorgon from stranger things
Want to know the translation of the name Helena, the writer of the dossiers that tries to be as neutral as she can, gave them?
Chimera are annoying
Plz tell me why when u force tame it u can ride it?!?!?!!
Squid-Faced light pet death bringer of death and destruction
What did I do to deserve such a mutation?!
Me) Hey bro wanna see a seeker?
Bro) yeah sure aren’t they the big dragon things?
5 minutes later…………
We see a seeker
Bro) that’s it it’s the size of a mous- *horde comes* AAAAHHH
Tribe mate lvl 41 killed by seeker lvl 51 ☠️☠️☠️
Me) well there you go. SUCKER-
You were killed by seeker lvl 60