Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the seeker? Funny seeker jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 374 · Answer 1 · 2017-12-13T01:28:11+00:00

A Mutant with Tentacles?

Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh.......

I’ve seen enough Hentai to know where this is going...

score 292 · Answer 2 · 2017-12-25T02:10:29+00:00

P r a i s e C t h u l h u

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2022-11-22T05:53:50+00:00

Puts hide armour on

score 265 · Answer 4 · 2017-12-13T01:39:29+00:00

Dispite my confusion this creature has nothing to do with Quiddich.

score 225 · Answer 5 · 2018-03-18T13:26:39+00:00

Forcetame it and prove Dododex wrong

score 223 · Answer 6 · 2017-12-14T12:35:37+00:00

They will eat Your cute goat without mercy.

score 87 · Answer 7 · 2020-04-21T23:51:17+00:00

THE THE THE...FLYING DEMOGORGAN

score 156 · Answer 8 · 2017-12-15T20:00:33+00:00

Don't ask it for quidditch...

It will ruin the game...

score 114 · Answer 9 · 2017-12-25T22:25:54+00:00

Oh sure. Just kill my pet goat in cold blood and not eat it’s body. Ass.

score 8 · Answer 10 · 2022-06-29T21:59:39+00:00

Take a demogorgan and put wings on it and you have a seeker

score 85 · Answer 11 · 2018-01-15T00:42:02+00:00

They just want their golden snitch! Also I heard that if you load a bludger into a cannon it will knock them right out of the sky.

score 5 · Answer 12 · 2022-06-14T00:01:38+00:00

Technically they are rideable when you force tame or spawn them tamed

score 63 · Answer 13 · 2017-12-12T23:10:09+00:00

Anerexic stalking dimorphadons, everywhere and now where...

score 23 · Answer 14 · 2020-12-27T23:08:48+00:00

Is it just me or does it look like a flying demogorgin form from strange things

score 33 · Answer 15 · 2020-02-09T19:16:14+00:00

It look like a demogorgon from stranger things

score 56 · Answer 16 · 2018-01-09T12:38:06+00:00

Want to know the translation of the name Helena, the writer of the dossiers that tries to be as neutral as she can, gave them?

Chimera are annoying

score 26 · Answer 17 · 2020-08-01T01:03:24+00:00

Plz tell me why when u force tame it u can ride it?!?!?!!

score 56 · Answer 18 · 2017-12-13T02:44:02+00:00

Squid-Faced light pet death bringer of death and destruction

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2022-10-27T02:48:12+00:00

What did I do to deserve such a mutation?!

score 7 · Answer 20 · 2022-02-27T00:30:03+00:00

Me) Hey bro wanna see a seeker?

Bro) yeah sure aren’t they the big dragon things?

5 minutes later…………

We see a seeker

Bro) that’s it it’s the size of a mous- *horde comes* AAAAHHH

Tribe mate lvl 41 killed by seeker lvl 51 ☠️☠️☠️

Me) well there you go. SUCKER-

You were killed by seeker lvl 60