Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
TF? THARE IS A STRAY CREATURE OUTSIDE MEH BASE! BOB BOB BOOOOOOB! GET IT O... HES DED SHOOT HOW DO I GET RID OF IT!
Helena: take a pee take a poo do whot ever u are doing. NONNO NOWONE LIKES YOUR AGRO SOUND N.... SHOOT YOU ARE GOING TO SCARE BOB AND TARRY NOW.
Random noon when he spawns in a area:
This is how I have to WA... My dodo!!! Mom dad pick me upπππππ I rather be at my creative single player server in the ilind!!!πππππ
More Seeker Funny Tips
Seeker poem!
Seeker logged into Dododex,confused witch food,witch tame?Am I amused?
Clicked on Dodo-Prime meat goals,realized I forgot my empty bowls.
Tapped the screen with sweaty hands,Dododex said βnoob here are ur plans.β
Tamed a red thought I was slick
Left my saddleβ¦.yeah,classic brick.
I worked hard on this
AxolTheHellFireAxolotle
Itβs favourite food is forcetame
β¦ the heck happened to the Demogorgan
P r a i s e C t h u l h u
Dispite my confusion this creature has nothing to do with Quiddich.
They will eat Your cute goat without mercy.
Forcetame it and prove Dododex wrong
When I did seeker poem I said Rex not red btw
AxolTheHellFireAxolotle
Oh no it found me
β plastic bag
Who bought a bird from temu and put it in ark