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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the sarco? Funny sarco jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-12-25T19:56:00+00:00

Knock these guys out and they become a trampoline

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-12-05T05:51:41+00:00

bro this so cool🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🤩🤩

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2021-12-04T16:33:57+00:00

Great trampolines when knocked out lol

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-10-30T00:52:26+00:00

What’s funny is I sent an army of dodos (average level: 35) at one sarco level one, and since it’s a single attack my dodos absolutely slaughtered the beast. RIP Larry, Joe mumma, and Terry two toes.

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-08-08T23:22:11+00:00

Have you guys tried jumping on top of these you bounce on them like a bounce house if you hit it right

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-08-02T03:59:57+00:00

My dodo killed one all by itself without taking any damage

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-07-31T23:52:02+00:00

Me explaining to my little cousin: don’t worry, it can’t hop on rafts

The sarco: are you sure abou dat?

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-06-03T11:31:30+00:00

Ichthyosaurus: I’m fastest ocean animal!

Sarco joins game

Ichthy Left game

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2021-05-05T00:27:58+00:00

One time me and my friend joined a new unofficial server the map was on the island. The story goes we spawn in at a swamp area And I see a big chunky alligator lookin’ thing Turns out it was one of these guys it kills me and my friend We don’t get angry because we just Spawned in and we had nothing but throughout the entire play through every time we Spondin it was chasing us at 2 mph it doesn’t seem scary but we almost crapped ourselves It never stop chasing us

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-16T14:13:17+00:00

Me: realizes that these swamp fawkers can climb rocks *

Me and my pterodactyl: FAWWWWWWWWWWWWK

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2021-04-12T07:39:11+00:00

Me knocked out a sarco in level 5

Me:do u eat meat

Sarco:yes

Me:SO WHY YOU DONT WANT TO SLEEP

sarco:*tom idk face*

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2022-07-23T21:03:53+00:00

I mine rocks and wood and I found a behind a rock IT SCARED THE

CRAP OUT OF ME😰😰😰😰😰

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2022-02-17T21:48:00+00:00

Pov you are in a swamp you see a level five Sarco what are you do number one run number 2 shoot it with qrank arrows number 3 kill it if you choose number one you survived if you choose number two you survive if you choose number three you're dead

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2022-01-30T02:41:09+00:00

When i was a newbie, a sarco just flied through the world and falled on me, i died, happily

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2018-07-26T16:24:42+00:00

I was on a PVP server and I just tamed one.He got stuck on some random spikes and started attacking them and he died.IDIOT CROCK!

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2022-12-15T06:35:17+00:00

Real men kill this with their fists

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2022-12-02T02:06:52+00:00

DodO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Sarco dies.

Never mess with a dodo

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2022-11-29T09:24:03+00:00

People playing ark: yooo this thing is so big

Meanwhile Australia: 🐊🐊🐊🐊

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2022-11-24T01:49:51+00:00

When I first got my sarco I used to swim into the ocean with it and get all the megaladons to chase me for fun. Sadly it died when I got pounced by a raptor on the way to the red obelisk.

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2022-10-13T05:41:17+00:00

I think my sarco thinks it’s a chicken he keeps laying on legs I’m picking up

😂