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What are some funny jokes or stories about the sarco? Funny sarco jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-09-24T05:11:49+00:00

My sarco died to a literal lv 2 piranah

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2022-09-11T21:09:51+00:00

I only name my tamed sarcos after W.O.F characters.

Yes.

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-09-09T06:22:31+00:00

There was a person that posted a tip signed “Sarco Master Aka tiger 🐯” this is not the real Sarco Master so please downvote

-Ember (the REAL Sarco Master 🐊)

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-07-29T07:24:16+00:00

Me:ahhh I’m going to die!!!!!!!

Me after taming a sarco: you’re going to die now I am not afraid!!!

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2022-07-08T10:19:32+00:00

Me:happily mining stone

Sarco:can I eat you

Me:no….wait what!

sarco:meh *chomp*

Me:*scheming in pain*

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2022-06-25T19:03:08+00:00

call me stewe irwin with how i wrestle these guys, tamed one today at level 6 by jumping on its back and punching it untill it got knocked out

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2022-06-19T20:53:30+00:00

Once apon a time meggie was walking and a sarco was passing by, he saw meggie and he was like "ooo a human let's get him" he flew and tackled and dragged her threw the swamp like a screaming kid in a walmart. meggie was like "WHAT THE-" then she died

The end

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2018-11-21T02:44:05+00:00

People say to knock one out with your fists. I did.

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2018-09-11T17:18:19+00:00

Lake placid meets ARK survival evolved

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2022-06-19T05:55:09+00:00

1 day I hit a sarco and something hit my back an i saw 3 lvl 150 sarcos.

Me: gas gas gas i gotta step on the gas

R.I.P ME

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2022-04-17T23:54:16+00:00

Give shrek 999999999999999999999 of these now

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2022-02-15T09:54:38+00:00

Life Would be easier if you tamed a Triceratop

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2022-01-24T04:32:34+00:00

I was looking around for polymer when I saw a sarco in a pond, the first thought in my head? “KNOCK IT OUT, FEED, TAME”

Dunno why, but it was funny to me

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2021-12-05T03:57:58+00:00

I saw a dinosaur fighting a crocodile. I thought he was going to die because he was weak but he killed it all King of the dods

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2021-11-11T22:40:18+00:00

So I was traveling along the beach and all of a sudden the sign “You have entered a dangerous area” appears and so I go to photo mode because that’s how I usually look around if it safe and As I do that there’s a sarco right behind me. I get out of photo mode and try to kill it and after I killed it 🤣

It did a backflip

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2021-11-09T23:47:04+00:00

He protec

___________

He attac

But most important he like a snac

H is a crocodil pickle

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2021-11-07T18:29:19+00:00

Fun fact: if you have a tamed one on mobile jump on it. There’s a glitch that makes them bouncy

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2021-10-19T20:37:06+00:00

I killed my first one of these by running it into several wild Trikes. Then I stood back and watched the fun.

Now I’m here waiting to starve-tame my very own croc-boi so I can name him Tick Tock.

(No not the app, like the croc from Peter Pan)

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2021-10-15T18:51:29+00:00

My noob friend when walks into mah base and sees mah 2 sarcos: What are those?

Me: They’re my CROCS

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2021-09-03T15:23:35+00:00

These are the crocs from the Cráck. Just toot in its stomach if you get eaten and your good to go