
What are some funny jokes or stories about the sarco? Funny sarco jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was taming a parasaur then when I was almost done I saw the words your dodo lvl 30 was killed by a sarco, your dilo lvl ? Was killed by a sarco, and so on and when I came back I saw an alligator and my moschops but not any of my other tames. I’m playing on phone version so moschops is an easy tame
Was playing ark on my Xbox for a long while and was riding my sarco. I left the game as I was getting a little bit tired and the loading screen glitched out, the game crashed and there were a crap ton of polygons glitching around my scree, this literally happened the day I am typing this and I don't know if my Xbox got hacked or got fried somehow just someone help-
Pa, SKRUNKLY YOU RUINED EVERYTHJBG! (skrunkly is my sarco)
I got a funny and angry story ok I just respond and two of them liked my para and I trapped one but it got out I thought it was dead but it was in the grassy area I was on the beach and one broke my forge and campfire and cooking pot and some how it broke my wall and I just bated the spino away and I was killed now my house is gone they broke my fabricator any my other crafting stuff all my weapons all my food abd I had 1006 hide in all I lost was a thatch mansion with two trikes one igwanadon three Paras two lthys three dilos ten dodos three ptaradons with saddles and that's expensive and 200 organic palimer from the pangwins I've lost so much and it's all because of those crocks and their saddles are expensive as heck -100000000/10 would bring back to kill again
My sarco rules the server it’s a flipping level 150 tho I went up to the alpha tribe it went out like the battle of New Orleans I bit them they kept on coming I bit the again they went running down the Mississippi River (random river in ark) all the way to the Gulf of Mexico (the ocean) it happened again this time there wasn’t as many as before I kept biting they started running once they heard my sarco’s war cry then my tribe went down in history then the other tribes begged for mercy I showed them I meant what my sarco said it said rhaaaaaaaaaaooor which in English means flip you your screwed then my sarco went off to herbivore island to farm Brontos when he came back he was level 10000000 and then we ruled the ark ever server I went to I didn’t bring any tek nothing i just brought my sarco it was easy living
When I started I was trying my best to get levels when I turned around a 🐊 was be hind me. 1second lader I got out the game and came here to see how to take one when I figured it out I got back on the game. 15 seconds later I tamed this thing it was level 5 and I was level 2 or 1 . How did I do that
I started a new world on Crystal isles after dying 30 times trying to find hide I finally built a small house, then a level 180 croc came, I tried to hide in my house but he broke down the wall, I ran out and he chased after me good thing Sarcos are slow, I led him to the other side of the swamp then ran back to fix my house, not even two minutes later he showed up again and destroyed my house even more, then got stuck between a few walls then just sat there, I kept poking him in the butt then he finally came at and took half of my health this time I went to the ends of the world map just to keep him away.