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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the sarco? Funny sarco jokes submitted by ARK players.
When I started I was trying my best to get levels when I turned around a 🐊 was be hind me. 1second lader I got out the game and came here to see how to take one when I figured it out I got back on the game. 15 seconds later I tamed this thing it was level 5 and I was level 2 or 1 . How did I do that
I was taming a parasaur then when I was almost done I saw the words your dodo lvl 30 was killed by a sarco, your dilo lvl ? Was killed by a sarco, and so on and when I came back I saw an alligator and my moschops but not any of my other tames. I’m playing on phone version so moschops is an easy tame
My sarco rules the server it’s a flipping level 150 tho I went up to the alpha tribe it went out like the battle of New Orleans I bit them they kept on coming I bit the again they went running down the Mississippi River (random river in ark) all the way to the Gulf of Mexico (the ocean) it happened again this time there wasn’t as many as before I kept biting they started running once they heard my sarco’s war cry then my tribe went down in history then the other tribes begged for mercy I showed them I meant what my sarco said it said rhaaaaaaaaaaooor which in English means flip you your screwed then my sarco went off to herbivore island to farm Brontos when he came back he was level 10000000 and then we ruled the ark ever server I went to I didn’t bring any tek nothing i just brought my sarco it was easy living
I spawned for my first time on a island with this beast there really strong it chased me to the cliff where i hid it left and raptor killed me i respawned and i fought it with my fist that did not go well.i then went to the other side and life was fine i got dilos a house a parasuar you know but then the i logged on and the sarco was swimming in the water i was mad and wanted revenge so i got my team together. But when i logged on later ready it was gone.
I got a funny and angry story ok I just respond and two of them liked my para and I trapped one but it got out I thought it was dead but it was in the grassy area I was on the beach and one broke my forge and campfire and cooking pot and some how it broke my wall and I just bated the spino away and I was killed now my house is gone they broke my fabricator any my other crafting stuff all my weapons all my food abd I had 1006 hide in all I lost was a thatch mansion with two trikes one igwanadon three Paras two lthys three dilos ten dodos three ptaradons with saddles and that's expensive and 200 organic palimer from the pangwins I've lost so much and it's all because of those crocks and their saddles are expensive as heck -100000000/10 would bring back to kill again