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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the sarco? Funny sarco jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2023-05-31T02:49:21+00:00

Is it just me or does it’s top lip look like it’s swelling up💀

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2021-12-18T23:14:56+00:00

This guy will kill you, your pets, and some dodo on the other side of the island

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2021-10-24T22:21:37+00:00

I killed one lol and I called it a boss because it was so hard to defeat

I was running because I didn’t have enough arrows and then came back to shoot it can I get a prime meat but I just eat it right away

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2020-07-04T16:10:13+00:00

The wild ones are stupid. I’ve seen prolly more than I can count incidents where this guy aggros on a dodo and cannot bite, death roll or jump bite it. On mobile so. Tried even on a tame dodo. The dodo got a few scratches but no more than 30 health was dropped. Watching it made me die. From constantly pressing emote and laugh.

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2020-05-30T02:49:35+00:00

Walking in the ground: -_-

In the water: GAS GAS GAS, I’M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS. TONIGH-

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2020-03-27T15:48:57+00:00

One day I was just picking some berries, then all of a sudden one of these flew into the forest then when I looked for it it was gone?!

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2020-03-27T14:56:27+00:00

Me oh it’s a great level sarco Sarco you’re dead

Me again sacrifices dodo and runs

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2023-04-18T22:06:20+00:00

I swear to god that these things are bad luck. I have tamed four of these things back to back now, and they have all died within a few minutes of me taming them. 😭😭

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2023-04-17T20:42:50+00:00

Isn’t really tip but I noticed they eat their own meat😂😂

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2021-08-07T13:28:29+00:00

Mr gets no love sarcos r amazing they r ez to tame since when they walk towards u they just walk they don’t run which means it’s ez to outrun n knockout n when tamed is great for underwater tamin

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2021-07-30T16:19:48+00:00

Kills sarco at 1 health

Me: phew!

2 seconds later

YOU HAVE DIED BY A DILOPHASAUR

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2024-10-18T15:09:19+00:00

If a low level player is trying to kill a high level sarco:

"I'm gonna kill you, you big-*ss motherf*cker!"

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2024-10-18T15:04:02+00:00

If newbies see a sarco in ARK for the first time:

"Damn, that is one big-*ss crocodile, man!"

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2024-10-15T11:23:00+00:00

Hippatie hoplite this ocean is my property

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2023-02-23T13:51:27+00:00

Just because Australia has apex predators no need to nerf them (as a sarco myself)

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2021-04-10T17:14:31+00:00

They should put warning labels on these🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2019-10-09T01:15:27+00:00

La la la walking inosently your titanosurus was killed by kaprosuchus level 2000 oh I guess its fake la la la is that a mini or a sorco you were killed by sarco oh well it was a sarco

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2023-01-10T09:08:05+00:00

I was walking in the swamp then a sarco comes out of the water and start rolling me around in the background I here my sister saying you see me roll'in.

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2022-12-07T20:43:13+00:00

I just watched a sarco attack a carbonemys and die

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2022-11-01T16:56:15+00:00

🐊 RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR

!!!!!