Don’t go swimming with them lol. Welcome to my life

One day I killed 2 sarcos. The first one was at 2 HP because a bronto attacked it. The second one well that’s a different story. PLEASE smash the up button. 🐊

In case you were wondering, they CANNOT fight jellyfish. You know, just in case you were wondering.

Crikky! If a croc that big latched on, it'd rip me in half. Now watch, as I jam my thumb, up its butthole..