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When I was still new to ark I only played on solo iland,my best tame was a a lvl30 sarco named fang I only really used him to travel to oil rocks, but one day everything changed, when I traveled to a near oil rock I was causally gathering the oil out of no where a lvl80 shark camed out of nowhere and penetrated me so hard I still feel it, when I respawned I expected to see a death message saying dear fang died but I had not so I went back down there to retrieve him but he was nowhere to be found, all there was left was the corps of the shark...this was two months ago and still he was nowhere to be found and no death messages yet...I will find you my dear green potato hold on #prayforfang

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