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Me and my bestie (not actually my bestie, actually a wild raptor) where going swimming and I dipped below the water for a second, and saw an alligator!

He very much chased me after that, offended that I glanced at him. I got away like a pro (or like a very scared cat who REALLY didn't want to take a bath) and booked it back to the hill with my enemy waiting for me (not actually my enemy, really a parasaur named Neon Dash) Behind me, my friend was torn to pieces (the raptor)

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