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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
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Sarco swims* hmmmmmm who should I eat? Sacro sees noob walking by* oOooO I wanna eat him! Sarco chasing you. You shoot him a thousand times till he knocked out and you feed him all your stuff. Sarco from OHIO flys to you and slaps you so hard that your dillos had to come out and kill the other sarco. You check on your Sarco your taming. 89.78% you waitβ¦ and wait till a rex spawns, you tame it, and your sacro is tamed. Sarco: where in the universe am I?!?!?!?! *your para looks at the sacro, the Sarco looks back. Your sacro is scared, you put him is his own enclosure and you wait till an egg spawns, bc you had a girl/boy in before. Was this funny for anyone????????? βποΈβπ¨οΈγ°οΈποΈβπ¨οΈβ
More Sarco Funny Tips
I tamed a male yesterday and was amazed. But sadly, a carno attacked me and my sarco died trying to kill it.... Now I hunt that carno.
Ripple
Me: ooooh! Look! Itβs an alligator!
P2: uh no. Itβs obviously a crocodile.
Me: uhm would you like to find out!?
P2: no. But maybe YOU SHOULD ( shoves me into water)
Me: *gurgle*
P2: ( runs)
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My 257 was killed by a giga. His wild bros and sisters came and recked that giga. I'm a running from 30 wild sarcos. One like = more speed for me to get away. Wait those are tamed. One like = Me having more memory
It shocked me when I found out these spawn in the cave of the hunter (lower south cave I believe)
spawn near the beach they said, the alligators are nice they said
One day I killed 2 sarcos. The first one was at 2 HP because a bronto attacked it. The second one well thatβs a different story. PLEASE smash the up button. π
So one day I was watering my tintoberry when all of the sudden, I see this dude booking it towards me, and of all my dinosaurs, lvl 40+ dilos, Raptors and mochops, my lone lystro named Tubby lvl 24 comes charging at him, during of either diabetes or the few shots by the sarco. I did manage to avenge Tubby. Bump up for Tubby!
Shrek should get one for his swamp
If we get this to 69 likes I'll donate 1000 dollars to Saint Jude
Crikky! If a croc that big latched on, it'd rip me in half. Now watch, as I jam my thumb, up its butthole..