Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
stOrY tiMe :D Sarco swims* hmmmmmm who should I eat? Sacro sees noob…

stOrY tiMe :D
Sarco swims* hmmmmmm who should I eat? Sacro sees noob walking by* oOooO I wanna eat him! Sarco chasing you. You shoot him a thousand times till he knocked out and you feed him all your stuff. Sarco from OHIO flys to you and slaps you so hard that your dillos had to come out and kill the other sarco. You check on your Sarco your taming. 89.78% you wait… and wait till a rex spawns, you tame it, and your sacro is tamed. Sarco: where in the universe am I?!?!?!?! *your para looks at the sacro, the Sarco looks back. Your sacro is scared, you put him is his own enclosure and you wait till an egg spawns, bc you had a girl/boy in before. Was this funny for anyone????????? ❔👁️🗨️〰️👁️🗨️❔
More Sarco Funny Tips
So one day I was watering my tintoberry when all of the sudden, I see this dude booking it towards me, and of all my dinosaurs, lvl 40+ dilos, Raptors and mochops, my lone lystro named Tubby lvl 24 comes charging at him, during of either diabetes or the few shots by the sarco. I did manage to avenge Tubby. Bump up for Tubby!