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You think that cuz turtles are friendly, alligators are too

You: Spawn on a beach

*You are in a dangerous area*

You: What’s the danger? It’s just an alligator

Sarco: Num! *eats dead parasaur*

You: it’s probably a scavenger. Hi, alligator!

Sarco: Mother says I’m too fat, but I killed her so…*chomp*

You: NOT FRIENDLY, NOT FRIENDLY!

Ark: You were killed by Sarco (lvl: 28)

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