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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the sabertooth? Funny sabertooth jokes submitted by ARK players.
I once knocked out a level 274 sabertooth, it was female. Anyways I saw a t rex near and started shooting at it with my ascendant bow. That bow of mine has a damage rating of 384. Anyways after I killed the t rex I ran straight back to the sabertooth. For some reason it was gone and all I could see was meat floating up from where it used to be. It's been four days and the floating meat is still there. Hasn't moved at all. Anyone got any ideas for what I should do about this.
Unfortunately, a lion like that CAN'T ROAR. Except that, you can use it for running races between your crew. Put it your pirate ship, and go away from home for some holiday. Lions can protect you from danger and can be a good friend for you. They are strong and cool. I wish that lions was made better and stronger. If only they can roar. Remember Simba.