Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the sabertooth? Funny sabertooth jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me:hello kitty
Me:I want to pat you
Me:*ACCIDENTALLY HITS SABER*
Saber:RAAARAWWRARARRWRAAAAAAWRARAWRARWRS
SABER:*bites me*
Me:Ouch.BAD KITTY!RUN RUN RUN RAAAAAAUUUN
saber: bites me again
Me:glitches to words giga
Giga:hi
Me:*gulp*
Giga:raaawr.*poops on me*nomnomnomnomnom
Me:aahahahahhahaahah@aaaaaaahh
Game:you were killed by giga poop lvl 1
Me in real life:*drops PC out of the window
Moral:don't hit anything
I found stray kitty with big teeth and take him in. I raise him for three years and he then puts someone in hospital. The police come to take him away from me and he puts them in hospital. The next day I watch ice age I then turn to my cat and realize what he was. The police then surround my house. And that’s how got my life sentence
Have fun with big kitties. They do not meow or purr, they eat your head.
Have fun trying to tame them without the god console.
Ps: they hunt in packs. Be sure to wear chitin armor and bring electric pods. They’ll knock out in a few hits. The pods break after one use so BRING LOTS.