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What are some funny jokes or stories about the royal griffin? Funny royal griffin jokes submitted by ARK players.
So i said to myself* common you are not gay, tame an Royal Griffin...
me says to my brain... ok im going
..... then.. i saw an royal griffin named Salgay so... yeah... i said to my brain... Well then. im gay then the griffin came and... You have been killen by a Salgay
Hit the like button for a griffin named GAY
Found one named texasmo. :/
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Ark army guy: We've recived an alert from fars peak.
Ark army guy 2: What?
Ark army guy: .... Somebody unclaimed a griffin.
Ark army guy 2: OH MY ARK GOD! NOOOO!
Ark army guy: Let's prepare for war.
Ark army guys: We're going in.
Rando guy: Ahhhh! No! Thétheboyss! Stop!
Ark army guy 2: Wait his name is Thétheboyss?!?
Rando guy: Yes! Please help!
Later....
Thétheboyss: Don't make fun of my name or you'll regret it.