Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the royal griffin? Funny royal griffin jokes submitted by ARK players.
You say
The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay
You cry
In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
Now you're making me mad
Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man
You'll be back, soon you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me
You'll be back, time will tell
You'll remember that I served you well
Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!
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In my Old save I was like going to the Mountain with my Pt and suddenly a Griffin came outta no where and I was like OMG I CAN TAME A GRIFFIN! Until I heard about the Respect system... But before that and back to where I encountered the Griffin: I tried taming the Griffin even tho the Griffin Didn't respect me and no he didn't get knocked out. Instead he jumps cared me and it was dark as heck and Instead of running I made a Dumb Decision...Fight the Griffin... Luckily a Miracle happen And I won tho my Pt was on low health like 62 Up.. Then I was like Never will I ever go to Cars peak Again. Then I tamed one but in my new save not my Old save.