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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rockwell? Funny rockwell jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me on geniuses part two: I should dress as a red blood cell to enter Rockwell but it HAS to be realistic
My Giga:Sure but he is far from normal human
Me:it will be fine
Enters Rockwell noticed
Rockwell:WHAT TYPE OF RED BLOOD CELL IS THIS
Me:… ummm did you buy green tea?
Rockwell:Yes
Giant pancake appears
Me and Rockwell:…
Everything else:…
Ummm is this a…
Plates of pancakes appear in front of everything on the ship in the top tier then a small tribal war brakes because of pancakes
MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS! DO NOT READ UNLESS YOUVE SEEN THE END OF EXTINCTION!
Rockwell when aberration is going to earth
Rockwell: My tea! It’s spilled all over my body!
Reaper: You know we’re going to earth, right?
Rockwell: Oh so that is why my tea went off the table, I will use this chance to study gravity and how it works.
Reaper: you realize where going to EARTH and that you could kill everyone right, and be powerful!?
Rockwell: oh yes, but first more tea.
Reaper: YOUR STUPID ROCKWELL! You could do a bunch of stuff but instead you want TEA!
Rockwell: I will kill you now! After tea time.
Aberration crashes and explodes and his tea gets all over him
That’s why we here him at the end