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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rockwell? Funny rockwell jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 31 · Answer 1 · 2020-04-12T16:24:22+00:00

Me:I wonder how Rockwell is the final boss he he just was a cook and wrote explorer notes.

Me in boss arena :uh what happened to him???!!!!

A rock drake you brought: So how did he cook and wrote.

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2025-05-10T23:44:35+00:00

This man has a disability and we are beating him up with gigas, I love ark so much

score 10 · Answer 3 · 2024-05-07T06:23:00+00:00

That’s that’s the guy from the books

score 20 · Answer 4 · 2021-12-09T11:17:20+00:00

Guys this is the Rockwell from the recipes and explorer notes. He injected himself with molten element after experimenting with it, and it turned him into this. It killed Diana from the notes and left Mei Yin depressed.

Also I kind of have a crush on Helena/HLN-A 😰

score 10 · Answer 5 · 2024-02-09T23:05:16+00:00

That one feeling before the fight: confidence

That one feeling you get when you enter his insides: Weird and scared

That one feeling when you get into the main room: Go to Dododex, look at stuff about Rockwell echo how only makes you feel worse

I’m one of those people

Help me pls

I’m going to die

score 28 · Answer 6 · 2019-12-20T15:45:39+00:00

Me:summons Rockwell inside arena

Me: Rockwell kill rockwell

score 28 · Answer 7 · 2019-12-20T15:42:51+00:00

Me:*enters room*

Rockwell:*shows up*

Me:regrets decisions in life

score 28 · Answer 8 · 2019-12-07T00:13:25+00:00

This guy should have a monologue

Petition down here

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score 3 · Answer 9 · 2025-08-17T02:14:42+00:00

Where did his skin go?

Me with a reaper king:…

Rockwell:YOU SHALL DIE

the compy gods:nerp

Me: can’t you get green tea and cheeseburgers

Random nameless:U Hz Fooz?

Me:No

Nameless:what is that?

Me:turns on flashlight

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2025-05-21T22:25:51+00:00

Oh Come'on,, why isn't they're info in the breeding, section??? Creepy Drug-Adict still needs love(I will probably be hated by all creation)

score 8 · Answer 11 · 2024-06-19T00:26:42+00:00

( Keep in funny category so person who wrote the false stuff can see )

Someone said he created the nameless and reaper, that is not true.

score 28 · Answer 12 · 2019-11-09T18:26:05+00:00

His weakness is 'Forcetame' and there ya go a Rockwell

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2026-01-16T10:41:04+00:00

Have You Get Annoyed When He Keeps Yapping?

He Introducing Himself

For 1 Years

He Speaks

When You Touch Him

score 7 · Answer 14 · 2024-07-25T23:01:28+00:00

U should be able to craft element injector

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2025-07-14T13:12:57+00:00

POV Rockwell and nameless viben watching TV

*Ad comes up for skin care*

Rockwell and nameless: SKIN WHAT!?

score 11 · Answer 16 · 2023-06-26T01:07:55+00:00

This is what happens when you get weird with Element.

score 20 · Answer 17 · 2021-03-06T18:31:17+00:00

He's the only deformed boss

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2024-09-11T22:04:13+00:00

this is why I don’t like tea. he drank it all the time and now look at him.

score 10 · Answer 19 · 2023-08-16T01:05:47+00:00

Yo why did they add my friends Dad?!

score 22 · Answer 20 · 2020-05-14T23:37:06+00:00

When is this men at the gym? NEVER!!! he likes how he looks RockWell:I went to the gym when I was like you me:wait you were human RockWell: yeah not until I was 172638 years old and I look like Billy Jones me: it's billy bones .PLEASE GIVE A UP FOR MORE I WILL PUT 134 AT THE END OF MY THINGS THANK YOU😀