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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rockwell? Funny rockwell jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hmm I found some cool metal in a space station.. MUST FIND MORE!!!
Oh now I’m in a desert.. how am I gonna find more of this sweet sweet metal stuff! oh cool I tricked that stupid girl into letting me go with her to somewhere else than this cursed desert.. oh now we are on a failed ark.. OOOOH I found a pure ore version of that metal.. experiment 1: I have fed the liquid ore to my glow dog thing.. experiment 1 results: he ded.. woops..
Experiment 2: I think I fixed the death part let’s inject it into myself! Experiment 2 results: I’m a MONSTER NOOOOOO!! MUST DESTROY WHOLE CAMP!!!
ok I’m now that I’ve wrecked the camp I actually think this tentacle body is the next step in human evolution I mean make sense monkey-> man-> squid.
Ouch that stupid random guy beat me up with his rock drakes and reapers..
Ok now that I’m beat up I’m gonna break out of this ark and well.. I don’t know but I can’t stay here.. wait why are the other arks going to earth! Why doesn’t mine go too it’s the best one!! I mean look at it *gestures to aberration*
Ok now I am on a space ship I don’t know how. but I am.. oh it seems that random guy is here too but he’s playing.. VR? O..k well I guess I’ll hack that and torture him wile I take over half this ship..
Ouch he beat up my hack.. how is that possible..
Ok now he’s here I’ll just let him roam the ship and mess with stuff while I watch..
Ok now he done did it he’s in my control room oh he’s right there..
End of sir Edmund Rockwells record log (I would continue but I haven’t beat final Rockwell boss on gen 2 and why would I spoil it)
-wyvernian