What are some funny jokes or stories about the rockwell? Funny rockwell jokes submitted by ARK players.
He can be tamed just use his nightmare 'Forcetame'
R U N.
The only way to beat Rockwell is to bring the ultimate weapon:
The mighty coelacanth
Rockwell is the definition of why you shouldn't do drugs
Oh rockwell you dont look a day over ugly
Doom guy get the shotgun, please
Helena(aka HLN): hello Rockwell, it’s been 5 years how are you doin- WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME???
Rockwell: element tastes good but isn’t very healthy.
Helena: noted, I’m gonna leave to go get attacked king Titan now bye.
Me:I wonder how Rockwell is the final boss he he just was a cook and wrote explorer notes.
Me in boss arena :uh what happened to him???!!!!
A rock drake you brought: So how did he cook and wrote.
This man has a disability and we are beating him up with gigas, I love ark so much
The face i made when i found out that this guy was (at some point at least) voiced by David Tennant…
Big drugged out meatball that would hurt you
First kill him then eat him he will be delicious and give you a lot of protein
Force tame him
No really. He’s good for gathering element (aka) crack
That’s that’s the guy from the books
Guys this is the Rockwell from the recipes and explorer notes. He injected himself with molten element after experimenting with it, and it turned him into this. It killed Diana from the notes and left Mei Yin depressed.
Also I kind of have a crush on Helena/HLN-A 😰
( Keep in funny category so person who wrote the false stuff can see )
Someone said he created the nameless and reaper, that is not true.
lol he would be friends with Ferox
Me:summons Rockwell inside arena
Me: Rockwell kill rockwell
Me:*enters room*
Rockwell:*shows up*
Me:regrets decisions in life
This guy should have a monologue
Petition down here
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