Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
If you can’t tame nameless, who were humans, you can’t tame Rockwell who is VERY CLEARLY HUMAN! Stop asking HOW TO TAME HIM!!!
More Rockwell Taming & KO Tips
Its simple just: Go over to him ask him for some chocky milk, then trade him his notes back! Then follow steps 1-10!
1 Give him element
4Bring friends, the extra souls will give you more taming effectiveness
9 Feed Human feces x1000
3 Give him more element!
10.4 Enjoy your Rockwell!
Step 1: summon Rockwell
Step 2: absolutely pee your pants
Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant
Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water
Step5: question yourself
Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs don’t kill you from stress
Step 7: fight Rockwell
Step 9: finish Rockwell’s fight
Step 10: alt f4 or close the game
Step 11: delete the game
Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have
Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again
Step 14: repeat
I make this to make people Laugh
Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame
Why are you even in the taming section for Rockwell?
What would you want a pet Rockwell for?
ANSWER ME
Don’t read this tip because he’s not even tameable
Step 1: spawn into arena
Step 2: attempt to feed element
Step 3: fail because it isn’t tameable
Step 4: Die
HOW TO TAME
Step1 summon him
Step2 feed him your SOUL
Step 1: Go up to him
Step 2:Piss your pants
Step 3: 5 doses of force tame
Step 4: Name him
How to tame
1.grab chez itz
2.throw chez itz
3.if chez it don’t work uses admin force tame
How to tame: one nice dose of force tame should do it