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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rhyniognatha? Funny rhyniognatha jokes submitted by ARK players.
One time on ark on the switch I saw this guy… on the island near a swamp which had a freaking Lott crate full of meat and chitin idk why but it was insanely weird so I used force tame and I got a green and orange skin bouta get him breeding I guess or somthing Infact how do you even breed this guy? Like titanoboas don’t even breed I think bc they have n/a gender bro… like so that everyone can see this funny moment
One day I decided I was going to got to swamp and do some exploring with my cargo raft. However when I got somewhere close to the red wood I heard a helicopter noise this firghtend me sooo bad so I armed my ballista thinking I could take out this strange thing when it came out of the red woods I freaked out so I fired the bolt it did NOTHING!!! It just kept coming so I hid in my raft thinking I was safe in it THAT JOKER TOAR THROUGH IT LIKE A CARDBOARD BOX SO I HAD TO RUN FOR MY EVERLOVING LIFE!!! So I had to run back to my base and get my ironclad come back to swamp and feed it some lead never go to swamp with a light cargo raft RIP USS WATERSTRIDER