Me after looking through every Rex on my server:

The best are two level 60 I’ll take them.

Me after breeding and mutating them:

What’s that in the distance… a level 112 male and 116 female. Great

So I knocked a 140. A neon green and pink Rex with white. I knocked it and went to get some prime meat. I came back TWO MINUTES LATER and my Rex was in the ground on a small ledge. I tried to feed it and couldn’t. So now I’m sitting here writing this. Waiting for it to wake back up. Wish me luck

Step 1 - Find a rex.

Step 2 - Shoot it's retarded nose.

Step 3 - Run.

Once I had a stuffie named Roxy in ark once I cuddle it for ten days then it came alive and ate me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he betrayed me

Who's gonna hit this guy 2000 times with a club

Tame a dodo army and send them to kill it

Why are we still here just to suffe-

*dies to lvl 150 rex*

All I feel is pain Why can’t we have peac-

*dies to the same rex*

Minecraft it is

Me and my friends tamed 3 rexs and named them after one of us and the other one the name of his crush and forced them to breed

Was collecting some mats and when the rock id been beating on finally collapsed. This big boy was standing right behind it staring at me.

Have a good friend that tames it for you

Well people are like don't use a trap and tame it like a man so i did and succeeded

You day bola your friend

I say bola a nice and tasty parasour

Or dodo

I go to Rex he bite me so I took my giga kill him and show who is the real man

Me: (chillin in a field)

Rex: I'm here to talk about ur extended car warranty.

Jurrasic World: Cover yourself with oil, then the Rex won't smell you. You're safe!

Me: I love Jurrasic World buuuut, that's a complete and utter lie!

Spawns in easy world

Me:ima going to get some wood

Five minutes later...

Me:OH CRAp A REx

Rex:would u like to have some tea with me

Me: SH#T

I tranq them then hack them to pieces painfully

Friend: you need help

I’m coyote Peterson and I’m about to enter the BITE zone of the Rex… now a little something about this dinosaur is it has 50 to 60 cone shaped like teeth and oh boy. If you get bitten by this dinosaur… you will most likely die…. I’ve got dinosaur bite regen… if the bite isn’t severe then you can stay alive with this product… without this the bite will get worse and worse. Might get infected. You don’t want that to happen so… I’m going to do it in 3… 1. 2 . 3 . AHHHhHhHh ARGH hMMMMMM THAT IS SO BAD AHHHHH “cut”

Me playing on a server with my friend :us taming a Rex it is trapped : : It gets out

Me bolas my friend and runs

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If caught by a Rex

He will eat u