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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -4 · Answer 1 · 2022-08-11T09:08:13+00:00

Bro wtf is the new comment now now that's a real caveman dude lmao also i have 69 morbillion narcotics and i feed my narcotics to my tames and they got kill by a spino because they're asleep:D

score -4 · Answer 2 · 2022-07-31T02:27:52+00:00

How to tame one of these bad bois

1. Find one near your base

2. Craft a wooden club

3. Run at it and hit it under its belly

4. You will die a few times

5. But just craft a wooden club everytime you die; make a whole stack if you like

6. After dying a few hundred times you will have knocked it out.

7. Feed meat to tame

8. Enjoy your new buddy

score -4 · Answer 3 · 2022-07-27T18:10:08+00:00

Real men knock it out with their fists and feed it tintoberries>~<

score -4 · Answer 4 · 2022-07-13T01:19:29+00:00

Gigachads use a slingshot and 2 stones to take out rex

~ 1 like = u being a chad 😈

score -7 · Answer 5 · 2018-11-23T05:32:30+00:00

Don't move Rex's only see movement

score -4 · Answer 6 · 2022-11-23T02:05:30+00:00

One thing I learned, rexes like they’re 💩. I wish me and my rapper knew this…… oh wait, I’m dumb. I had a ascendant ar on me😂🤣. Wish it had ammo!

score -4 · Answer 7 · 2022-12-31T19:43:04+00:00

Me:*reads about you run when ur a high level and low*bruh

Rex:hello mate

Me:time to die my friend

Rex:o crap

Me: *kills it* I’m a king!

Alpha Rex lvl 256:U KILLED MY BROTHER!!!!!

Me: runs until I’m out of stamina. CRAP *dies*

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2022-12-17T03:00:02+00:00

REX’S ARE HARD TO TAME …. BE READY !

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2022-12-01T10:48:30+00:00

Why is ark 326 gigs it is way to much😡

score -4 · Answer 10 · 2022-11-26T23:46:07+00:00

(Youtube be like) “First get you bola the throw it at their toes then tell him to bend over and start hitting his head. after hitting his head 2 times and singing twinkle twinkle little star each time you hit it, you then feed him your grandma’s toes and it should wake up. Now you have a tamed rex.”

score -5 · Answer 11 · 2021-10-19T19:45:04+00:00

Real men knock it out with fists and 100% melee damage.

score -8 · Answer 12 · 2018-03-25T23:48:23+00:00

Real men tame this with fists and raw meat. Oh wait, I just did. LOL.

score -8 · Answer 13 · 2018-03-24T02:03:36+00:00

Real men don’t go for ranger weapons to take it down, we use our fis- wait sorry I’m talking about gigas...

score -8 · Answer 14 · 2018-09-11T17:16:42+00:00

ATTENTION ALL ARK NOOBS: this guy is the easiest game in the game. Easier than dodo. You can knock ‘em out with one club hit to the head. I’m not joking

score -8 · Answer 15 · 2018-08-03T21:15:35+00:00

Once was taming a Rex and I ran out of darts so I decided to run at it an punch it out. It worked.

score -8 · Answer 16 · 2019-01-02T13:32:35+00:00

I play on easy solo and i kill a lot of rexes with my pteranodon and my sexy shotgun

score -9 · Answer 17 · 2017-11-07T00:25:32+00:00

Slavery was ended after the civil war, but racism has lingered until this very day in time. - Abraham Rexcoln

score -9 · Answer 18 · 2017-09-15T05:58:56+00:00

The almighty god-king of da jungle: Tyrannosaurus rexxie

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2025-05-24T15:11:44+00:00

My first time on Ark, be like finding a Dino trying to tame it running for my life because I realize it’s a Rex

score -9 · Answer 20 · 2018-03-24T14:22:11+00:00

1.have a raft

2.have a longneck shoutgun and tranq darts

3.make sure to have meat so you can tame it