Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-11-18T15:06:58+00:00

Real men knock it out with their bare hands

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-11-09T23:33:04+00:00

Roses are red, some Dinos are blue :> if you hear a lvl 2000 pretty sure ur ded to … Rex 2 mins later : mhm and my friends told me this “thing”was good … yea right😑😔😒🙄

The other T. rex after that.. IT IS GOOD🤥…wait RUN HE IS AFTER US🥸

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2021-10-10T21:55:56+00:00

If you have tamed dodos yeet them around

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-09-23T16:54:03+00:00

Never leave him in Foutch house he will just break it down and eat you😮😮😮😮😢😢😢😢☹️☹️☹️☹️🥺🥺🥺🥺

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-09-18T21:57:24+00:00

Easy to tame all you really need is a club

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-09-05T12:10:04+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue please stop singing this stupid song 🤗🤗

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-08-25T23:08:54+00:00

Real men tame these with boomerangs

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-08-23T22:44:35+00:00

Then the real men dies from using a slingshot

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2021-07-25T16:43:24+00:00

If you see this guy and you have a dilo just tell the dilo to attack it the rexes are so big they can't attack small dinos if your dilo knocks it out you have a rex 🦖

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2021-07-24T01:50:31+00:00

Nom nom Human you a little tasty ooo is this blood and meat mmmmmm this will be good ;) hey other human say nothing about this and you will live

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2021-07-12T13:37:18+00:00

He can see you just fine, RUN!

Dodo was eaten by Rex

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2021-06-24T17:09:42+00:00

Red Drops Are Great

Blue Drops are too

If You See A White Drop better hope there a Rex

saddle or you’ll be scr***d

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2021-06-05T20:15:57+00:00

*running into a trex*nobody move muscle-*ceariuous George has died to red

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2021-06-04T17:36:45+00:00

When I was tacking my back to my base after one real day trying to find it on the island I checked every 2 seconds to make sure it was still there and alive

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-06-03T11:25:08+00:00

First step of ark: build a campfire

Second step: Tame a dodo

Third step: If you see a rex coming at you YEET the Dodo at the rex’s face and get the fu** out of there

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2021-05-12T01:41:04+00:00

I was knocking one out with my tribe mate and we ran out of darts as it was running. I chased it down but I saw it fall almost as I punched it. My dart got the extra torpor in

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2021-04-09T17:17:00+00:00

Just throw a berry at it is the easiest tame ever it is safe to aproach. 👍

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2021-04-04T16:40:35+00:00

Me:bolas friend* Rex:yum yum fresh meat. Friend:pets rex* me:get eaten by friends rex* me: REvENgE friend and Rex:u will pay for life me:kills them both/

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2021-03-31T14:09:27+00:00

Do do aahhhhhb ahhhh it’s juststtststs a t.Rex WHHY AHGGGgJsjshs It’s NOT CALED REX .it looks like sponge bob

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2021-03-28T20:22:54+00:00

I got a giga but it was lvl 390. You may think this is nothing to do with a Rex yes it is. Me and my friend went hunting for Rex's my friend said there's one he went over and was tranquing it while on a argi but then thought it was knocked down I sw at the top of my screen tribemate Jeff died by a giga. I thought oh crap then giga died by a alpha Rex. I was laughing my head off.