Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2020-09-10T08:57:38+00:00

Passive tame just stuff its mouth with mojo berries, recommend for noobs👍😁!

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2020-06-29T22:26:04+00:00

Just run ok until you get high and crazy drunk just run

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2020-06-03T04:58:10+00:00

Me and a friend were trying to lead a Rex over to a trap we had set up. It got angry at as right away, and started chasing. However, this Rex had ADHD. Every time we would lead it past another Dino, it would forget ALL about us and attack that. Then we’d get close again, printing it to go through the whole phase of roaring, and charging. For about two seconds, when it finds another dodo. Oh look! A Bronto!

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-27T02:04:50+00:00

Real men would die by rex

They suck.

Real rexes would kill real men.

YEAH MO POWA BABY

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2020-05-24T21:05:08+00:00

Few...I’ve been running for miles it must be gone, why a relief.....REEEEEEEEE

-DogShark0817 has been booty tickled

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2020-05-15T21:53:39+00:00

Ok just stand still-wait why is it moving toward me- NO LORD HAVE MERCY-*chomp*

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-14T23:02:30+00:00

Me He’s a son of a b#### oof I’m dead

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-13T06:48:24+00:00

It's scream like Albert scream.my ears hurt!

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2020-05-11T17:41:26+00:00

I tamed one when I was a level 23 with tranq arrows and a bow it was a albino it was only a level 4 and it was killed by a level 100-ish carno

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2019-08-16T01:31:37+00:00

To tame one, they only eat tea. I don't know why.

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2019-07-31T23:21:12+00:00

Rex: heavy tank Me: soldier with grenades

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2019-07-28T16:13:12+00:00

Nice I can 1 chat this punk with my asc sword witch dose 1456 feiken damage I am so op

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2019-07-22T02:37:22+00:00

The best way to do a rec it to punch it with your fist. Don't be scared just do it.

Work especially well if you do it with no armor.

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2019-07-21T13:44:15+00:00

All you gotta do is rruuuuuuuuuubbb it’s belly and tie up the mouth it’s that easy so noobs if you gonna die and you don’t have Andy to play with it then rrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun and if you don’t have bola to bola your friend then just shat a bunch and dive into that or don’t move it can’t see us if we don’t move

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2019-05-18T20:10:17+00:00

When the rex is Ko the most fun thing to do while waiting is to stand on its nose and get a free ride every time it eats

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2019-04-18T21:27:29+00:00

Easy tame just bring some friends (make sure you can run faster than them!)

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2018-12-27T20:55:23+00:00

What happens when a dinosaur get in a car accident?................ A tyrannosaurus wreck! 😂😂😂

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2018-12-15T11:43:13+00:00

Me:The rex is gone

Me:Grabs the rex egg

*Dangerous Area appeared*

looks at the back

Rex:surprise mother fker

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2018-11-20T17:30:32+00:00

Alphas are a great beginning tame just grab your slingshot hit it a few times and slap some meat in its inventory and you will never die

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2018-03-05T19:27:18+00:00

It tried to run but you see its not that fast