Me: I am a god.Rex:DIIIIiiIiIiIiEEeEeEeEeEeEE

Me: finds a rex

Rex: yum

Me: runs

Rex: eats me

Tyranny oops I think I kinda killed it

One time this Rex decided to exist. It felt greedy enough to hunt a high level Brontosaurus. I knew the rex would've lost and when the bronto won, the rex corpse went flying into the sea so I couldn't loot it.

My freind and I encounter a rex

My freind: Stay very still! It won’t see you! It works, it always works!

Me: Pretty sure it doesn’t.

pls forgive my bad meme template I am sorry

Don’t need to be faster than the Rex just your friend

In solo get a Fast ride shoot run shoot run shoot run shoot you get whatI mean.

How to tame a Rex: You can’t you’ll just die don’t try trapping it it you die Don’t even think about speaking i’m breaking the fourth wall DONT EVEN GET NEAR THESE CREATURES you can kill one when you have 50 raptors at least at level 18

Bakar gbs

They poop lol just press the poop button, you can eat it too

Me: *sees rex*

Me: ok just stay still and he wont look at you and thanos snap you

Rex: COME HERE YOU MOTHAFU-

I just knocked one out with a slingshot

So basically I tamed a Rex with no fliers only my crossbow and flak armor trust me it was easy!

Now some of you may not believe me.but,I found a rex knocked out in the redwoods.i have a male rex so I went out for a female.when I went to redwoods,I found a knocked out female rex,it had 98 taming .so something knocked it out and despawned.so I was lucky because I had to use 0 darts and only four prime meat.and I think a pachy or a plumono knocked it out and despawned.

Passive tame just stuff its mouth with mojo berries, recommend for noobs👍😁!

Just run ok until you get high and crazy drunk just run

Me and a friend were trying to lead a Rex over to a trap we had set up. It got angry at as right away, and started chasing. However, this Rex had ADHD. Every time we would lead it past another Dino, it would forget ALL about us and attack that. Then we’d get close again, printing it to go through the whole phase of roaring, and charging. For about two seconds, when it finds another dodo. Oh look! A Bronto!

Real men would die by rex

They suck.

Real rexes would kill real men.

YEAH MO POWA BABY

Few...I’ve been running for miles it must be gone, why a relief.....REEEEEEEEE

-DogShark0817 has been booty tickled

Ok just stand still-wait why is it moving toward me- NO LORD HAVE MERCY-*chomp*

Me He’s a son of a b#### oof I’m dead