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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2021-04-08T20:39:46+00:00

If you see a rex and want to tame it it's easy rex is a passive tame it only eats berries.

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2021-04-07T19:08:48+00:00

The quite big spider came up from the cave down came the giga and one shot spider

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2021-04-03T14:01:35+00:00

Something happenning with this $ ͜ʖ$

da boom dosent harm alpha king titans and they are alphakingtitan tames

ITS FOR UR PROTECC

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2021-03-01T01:31:32+00:00

If you feed it the dust when you crush ambers it will fall to the ground and go sleepy night night

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2021-02-24T03:31:45+00:00

So I was trying to do a pursuit which was to tame a dinosaur I forget which one but I was trying to get across a river but it had a megalodon in it but when I tried to go around but Harold there was blocking my way so I said to myself “I’m thinkin no”

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-02-23T03:39:45+00:00

Me and my other friends were chilling at the crystal isles and stuff I was getting water and 1 friends was slapping a kraken in the face then the other was exploring when I turned around my friend said rex omg a rex run! Haha

UwU

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2021-01-01T04:17:02+00:00

How to get a rex on day 3 1.QUESTION HOW DID I DO THAT 2. Do not believe that I got a rex on day 3 3. Why am I bragging on dodo dex

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2021-01-01T01:54:30+00:00

Me: I am a god.Rex:DIIIIiiIiIiIiEEeEeEeEeEeEE

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2020-12-11T15:20:05+00:00

Me: finds a rex

Rex: yum

Me: runs

Rex: eats me

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2020-11-18T18:24:42+00:00

Tyranny oops I think I kinda killed it

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2020-11-16T15:04:51+00:00

One time this Rex decided to exist. It felt greedy enough to hunt a high level Brontosaurus. I knew the rex would've lost and when the bronto won, the rex corpse went flying into the sea so I couldn't loot it.

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2020-11-16T04:02:29+00:00

My freind and I encounter a rex

My freind: Stay very still! It won’t see you! It works, it always works!

Me: Pretty sure it doesn’t.

pls forgive my bad meme template I am sorry

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2020-11-15T15:40:14+00:00

Don’t need to be faster than the Rex just your friend

In solo get a Fast ride shoot run shoot run shoot run shoot you get whatI mean.

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2020-11-15T02:24:30+00:00

How to tame a Rex: You can’t you’ll just die don’t try trapping it it you die Don’t even think about speaking i’m breaking the fourth wall DONT EVEN GET NEAR THESE CREATURES you can kill one when you have 50 raptors at least at level 18

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-28T22:42:17+00:00

They poop lol just press the poop button, you can eat it too

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2020-10-22T23:24:23+00:00

Me: *sees rex*

Me: ok just stay still and he wont look at you and thanos snap you

Rex: COME HERE YOU MOTHAFU-

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2020-10-11T14:09:27+00:00

I just knocked one out with a slingshot

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2020-09-27T07:28:16+00:00

So basically I tamed a Rex with no fliers only my crossbow and flak armor trust me it was easy!

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2020-09-19T08:59:47+00:00

Now some of you may not believe me.but,I found a rex knocked out in the redwoods.i have a male rex so I went out for a female.when I went to redwoods,I found a knocked out female rex,it had 98 taming .so something knocked it out and despawned.so I was lucky because I had to use 0 darts and only four prime meat.and I think a pachy or a plumono knocked it out and despawned.