Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
All you gotta do is rruuuuuuuuuubbb it’s belly and tie up the mouth it’s that easy so noobs if you gonna die and you don’t have Andy to play with it then rrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun and if you don’t have bola to bola your friend then just shat a bunch and dive into that or don’t move it can’t see us if we don’t move
Once I was like "hey , look , it's a cargo..." I shot the cargo a few times just to notice... I was far away... And that wasn't a carno... Then I heard the boom boom boom... 2 gigas and a Trex chased me down... Luckily I angered the giga and escaped while they all fought each other
Ha Ha Ha all of you guys ran we’ll when I saw one I ran up to the stupid Rex with nothing but a few spears I chucked one at his head and he went MAD!
Then he tried to bite me but got stuck between 2 big rocks and so I pulled out my crossbow got some tranq arrows and well that was the day I tamed a Rex and killed about 256 dillos Ha