What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Don’t eat the egg I achdentaly ate a level 438 egg 🤬😡😫😱
Me: hello!
Rex: mmm nommmm
Me: ...
The most generic dino
Yet still on top
Real men just die trying. Because this thing is a god compared to you
Me and my friends were defending off people raiding us when a really high lvl Rex chased them all off while I hid in a cage
I have lvl 77 monkey named Curious George with 1236
.7 health and 1184.9 damage it won against a lvl 150 rex
When you find a alpha version of one of these, if you have a friend or tribe mate with ya, bola them and run like your butt is on fire!
Walking in scorched earth and all the sudden Mr.Chompers comes OUT OF NOWHERE AND my level 100 jerboa dies😔
Do an ez trap, (youtube tutorials got it fr) next trap it dart it feed it with meat and done ez tame
What to do when you see a Rex: one scream. Two: get your pet dodo and chuck him. Three: run and watch the dodo get eaten
It will not escape my four behemoth gate jutsu
it came over to my base killed my bronto and my dinos but I tamed it then it got killed BY A PACK OF DILOS
Real ones let there 4 y/o cousin tame this
lol don’t do this they’ll somehow kill all your dinos hehehe
Allo: i am the death of all
Rex has join the server
Allo has left the game
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........do you like warhammer 40,000
LOL I Stole A level 12 Bronto’s Kill from a Level 2 Rex, and an allosaurus On my argy. 😂
I think one day while I was leaving my base my Rex got attacked by an itchyornis and it some how went into my trike trap with a regular Dino gate and 2 Stacked stone fence foundations
Just ask it "What are we" or "Will you be my gf/bf" and it'll run away :)
Dear humans, please stop killing my baby’s and feeding them to carches- your level 90 Rex
I just was on top of hill that they could not reach that is how you tame the.( don’t get mad at me if not work)
The amount of inc3st in my Rex breeding line😭