I’m a mean trex big and long here is my jaw and here is my tail when you hear growling go in my mouth do whatever and never come out.

Couple months back i shot a rex with a green revolver

I killed it

It was at 100 hp from trying to fight a therizino

I got its loot

I beamed the theri 2

Got both their arms and nails

I was happy

Bro. I am terrified of going into the forest. Or the open plains, because one time, I was going to tame a raptor, tried to kill the other ones, I landed my pteranodon on the sand,

(I don’t know what I was thinking.) they killed it, then me, sooooo, now I like to stay on the beach. 🙃🫠

Decpasito bola your tribemate and jump on your pt

🦖

Bro i joined a server and the first thing i see is a guy getting chased by a rex he came down the hill threw a bola on me and ran away ;-;

Literally killed one with only stone arrows ._.

I was on a pvp server riding on my level 145 rex I saw some kid with a 5 year old voice and he was like PLeasE doNT kILl mE I said ok I went back too my base not noticing he followed me into my base he tried to kill my rex I noticed I got on argy picked him up and dropped him in a field of allos he started screaming and crying I was laughing

Here’s a note for all the kids playing on a pvp server don’t try and kill something you know you can’t kill ok?

(You raptor:

(Rex: the guy she tells you not to worry about

Me: watch out don’t go up their.

My friend: why?

Me: there’s a big Dino up their.

My friend: I WANT TO SEE A DINO!

Me: no don’t go up there!

Me: never mind.

Server: “human was killed by Rex lv. 123!

Want too tame one here’s the trick step

1…………💀

2…………💀

3……………….💀

We’re are the dodo’s I am a celebrity Rex

Evolutionist: T-Rex turned into the chicken over 65 million years…—

Me: You dumb🙄

Question when we're baby Rex spider man

All right all right all right...

Respect to all the people making jurassic park memes but let's get real I'm willing to bet the real men the title if you can tell me without looking it up which person played Alan Grant and who found the eggs in jurassic park and what movie it was in 1,2,or,3(if you look this up you like men and love hairy balls) Goodluck to you all and I will check this every day so put a nickname so I can call you out and say the winner have fun

If this is your pet, take Giga chad. For you have brain cells, pretty strong, epic, and are a Giga chad which is why you must take Giga chac

Run around on a rock drakes and shoot tranqs on fjordur traps are a thing of the past

Real men knock him out with a club

Real men knock it out with a slingshot

Nothing to do with this, but Ark dumb with the random respawn button being auto selected. Like when I die I wanna respawn as quick as I can at my bed.

DadadadadadadadadadadadDADADADU jurrasic ark! wE hAvE hErE tHe tYrAnAsaUrOuS rEx

Lol 4 am when i did this,mentally insane lol