These guys are pretty retarded. All you have to do is get them stuck on something.

Everyone thing they hardcore till a baby rex wants rex kibble

RRRRUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN NOOWWW all else you die

So I was casually looking at a pack of raptors, trying to figure out the best way to tame them, when a F**KING REX COMES OUT OF THE WATER LIKE A SUBMARINE, I WAS LIKE HOLY S**T WHAT THE F**K!?

Me at level 11: “We better start the evacuation”

Me at level 89: “At last, a worthy opponent ... our battle will be LEGENDARY!”

Me ; *sees a Rex and back away slowly into little thatch hut*

Rex ; snack time..

Me ; *looks out and sees Rex is gone then sees the Rex burst through the back of thatch hut*

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some random person on chat; Jesus who screamed that loud-

Me: I said stop

Rex: I will stop but

Me: but what

Rex: but after I eat you

Me: wait wha........

If you want something to crap.go to every dino and roar

Ty for listening

On here the Rex in the picture looks like it is contemplating life.

Soooooo I was just minding my business going after some metal when I finds this thing eating a brontosaurus it was awesome I wanted to tame it but then after the first tranq I regretted it then unrgretted it after running half a mile it ran away from me letting me know it was about to fall asleep and after running a half a mile back it Fell asleep I was proud ........ twenty seconds later I was low with heath A DIRTY RAPTOR CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND JUMPED ME WHILE I WAS IN MY HOTHBAR KILLING ME luckily I had a bed right nest to the Rex BET that bas**** didint see that coming

A is for Abberent raptor

B is for Bee

C is for Cyber raptor (tek raptor)

D stands for deinonychus

E stands for Elastic Dodo

F stands for Fighting dodo

G stands for Great Bronto Boi

H stands for Homosapein (us)

I stands for I cant think anymore

And now, a nice poem

Apples are great

Rexes maybe too

Apples are good

Rexes oh no there's two

Stay safe during corona virus

I fail

If u find a Rex, try to cut off its legs so it can’t reach you with them sticks as arms 🙃

Just run.

Compare your head to his if yours is bigger just swallow his head and then you have tamed a headless Rex

when your rex roars just say ree as you roar with it

To all the people who put “a helpful tip should include more words.”

You can just hit spacebar until it lets you submit.

Fine a Rex

Taunt it like crazy

Make it chase you

Playing tag With a Rex

Me: *Goes hunting*

*sees a dead Rex*

me: yea boiiiiiii

*sees Another dead Rex*

Me: yea boi I’m rich

Me: wait if all these rexs are dead then what killed them?

*hears quiet growling*

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Rex: *Looks at me*

Rex: OOOOOOOH BABY IMMA EAT YOU

Me: I’m outta here

Me: *runs*

*sees another Rex*

2nd Rex: [INSERT EXACT SAME THING THE FIRST REX SAID HERE]

Me: God have mercy

*sees another Rex*

Third Rex: [INSERT EXACT SAME THING THE SECOND REX SAID HERE]

Me: CRAP IM SCREWED

*Turns around*

Me: HOLY SHI-

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