Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Chat
Trex joins the chat:"I am the strongest!"
Alpha Rex joins the chat
Trex left the chat
Giga joins the chat :noobs
Ice titan joins the chat get demolished
Giga says your week ice titan
Ice titan hit him but giga just ate him
Oh for Christ sa-
Gigas ex joins the chat:"I am the strongest! "
Frog eats bugs
Cat eats frogs
Dog chase cats
And dinners gong.
But the one thing we must know,
The secret of the king..
WHAT DOES THE REX CHASE
maybe frogs?
Maybe frogs?
Maybe frogs?
WHAT THE REX SAY
Giant roar,
So scary,
So giant,
Bigger than bary.
But the one thing we must know,
WHAT THE REX CHASE
maybe Ovis?
Maybe Ovis?
Maybe Ovis?
WHAT THE REX CHASE(CHASE CHASE CHASE CHASE CHASE)
Alan: NEXT SCENE! Big thing with sharp claws comes up: Alan: GET TO THE HELICOPTER!!! Rexy comes up: “Rex, rexy, sharp clawed thing team on the opponent” Rexy: oh yea baby! “Hits opponent with a bite and drains health” Sharp clawed thing: Great start for my combo! “Slashes with long claws three times on opponent” Rex: Thanks for the help guys! If ya could’ve been here sooner though! “Bites and claws the opponent into its grip” Sharp clawed thing: TIME FOR FINISHER!!! “ Jumps and claws the opponent like scorpios rex” Sharp clawed thing. Rex. Rexy: we did our work! CUT! Alan: Good job 👏 now rex. Eat a snickers. You will become a famous poster when you get hungry. Rex: “acts cute” Okay! Actors watch video back: Woah. Okay we did it right this time. Good job guys! Rexy: I’m always happy!…. Except when I’m hungry!!!! “Eats Alan grant”