When I was training my Rex a raptor attacked me and I almost died but my Rex came and killed it before i died and also there was a another raptor but when I went in at the back of my Rex the raptor ran away and my Rex chased after it so I was unguarded so the raptor thought he could just run and jump on me and kill me but my Rex got unstuck out of the stone and turned and ran and when the raptor got its first damage on me it got Rex.

Real men will tame it with a club

If you can't sleep at night because you hear a snoreing Rex walk over to him punch him and tell him he is loud. You will never hear him again.

Make sure to ruin your friends day...

Get your most hated Dino then sacrifice your Dino and why the Rex is killing your Dino shoot the Rex with tranqs

For this month, you can find a tek rex. If it doesn’t kill you, shoot it in its face then shove a bunch of processed scorpion eggs into its mouth. Eventually it will wake up friendly. If you don’t have narcotics, it might wake up hungry for survivor.

It's a passive tame and an easy one at that for begginers!

1: get fiber

2: go up to rex and feed

3: get dismembered

4:ur ded

5: whytfustillreadingimprettysureyoushouldknowthisdoesnotwork

Real men say something mean about its arms, and its tamed

Level 50 Rex: I AM UNSTOPPABLE

My level 71 Dire Wolf: *Three shots it*

Level 50 Rex in dino heaven: Welp, this is a problem.

Reel men kill it with do-do's

So i was lvl 40 and i saw a carno so i knocked it out and it knocked out in the water so i was like darn what a waste of arrows so i go back to my base and there's a rex eating my animals so I was begging my megalosaurus to wake up because hes was like a lvl 92 so he ate the rex like a cupcake but then it said Jeff oofed and it made me sad because he was my first parasaur on ragnorock well I go on with my day and become a lvl 66 I go to a castle and get chased by demon bats and on my way back I see a tek rex and was cool looking so I knocked it out and this is the end of the story and if it hits more than 500 likes I'll make more

Rex online oh yes another day of being king

Giga online

Rex ofline

Titano online

Giga offline

Boss online

Titans ofline

Run just run dont look back just run.

Rex: I will rule ark hahahaha

Spino: we’ll let’s see if you’ll be alive to rule it when we come to your house and beat your as*

Rex: we?

Giga: sup b*tch

Rex: ah sh*t

Spino: also we have more friends

Every other op ark creature: sup sh*thead

Rex: mom can I move out now?

Mama Rex: no

Rex: fine (c*cks g*n) (g*nshot)

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Oxegon Mutation Exicting: 😊

Every single ark player: 🔫

If it’s light brown, name it Rexy. (If there is a light brown one!) Dude, why can’t I put it in name ideas?

Trying to tame a Rex and I was level 24 went pretty well until a carno came out of nowhere and killed me it was really annoying

We all know ark is about eat or be eaten, so if you find a rex, bola your tribe mate and run. It works every time. I did lose so many friends doing this. (Not really)

Rex: (depressed)

Giga: rex why are you sad

Rex: They dident vote for carch in the second vote

Giga: son of a bi

Rex comes to my base while I'm gone my screen dilo dead Carno dead trike dead stego dead me at my base that one pink dodo that lived