Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2020-03-24T02:28:26+00:00

Rex: Ha! I can beat you anytime!

Raptor: I'm faster though... Catch me if you can!

Rex: I'm dumb... I can't catch him. 😭

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2018-09-21T05:17:38+00:00

Me: oh god a Rex!! Friend: where? Me: at lat 56 Lon 74 friend: I hate you... ( died because we were talking in “everyone” chat )

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2024-10-16T14:22:01+00:00

Me: I see a alpha Rex

Rex: yum yum yum turtle yummy

Me: not dealing with that

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2024-10-15T00:45:28+00:00

just because owen could stop a raptor with a hand gesture, does NOT mean you can do the same with a rex (found out the hard way)

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2023-03-22T18:52:23+00:00

Real men use a club to knock these out or a fling shot

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2023-03-18T13:33:31+00:00

if u have a rex and a giga and are riding on the rex and have the gigas follow setting to lowest then make it follow u then the rex and giga look like they havin some sweet sweet love it looks funny and its more funny if ur giga a male amd rex a female like mine

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2023-03-05T18:22:49+00:00

Yeah man lego should make ark sets because minified can already ride lego dinos so just make them look like ark dinos and ark characters and wo la

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2023-03-05T02:34:05+00:00

Dude my pachyrino has more hp than my level 100 rex 😂😁

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2023-02-21T00:08:06+00:00

There are only two things you need when hunting this guy. A friend, and a bola. (Only the bola is not for the rex🤫)

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2023-02-19T01:08:48+00:00

Deep in the jungles of the ark, Rex and Carno are haveing an argument…

Rex: you aint intimidating. Your arms what like two inches long?!

Carno: hey your arms aint exactly that of a spino.

Rex: You Wanna Go Square Skull?!

Carno: i can go easy, as heavy as you are, i doubt your very quick.

Rex: WHY YOU LITTLE-…

And they battled to the death ☠️

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2021-08-25T08:32:21+00:00

Outrunning a Rex is as easy as a dodo following me

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2021-08-21T21:31:43+00:00

It took me two crossbows and a refill of tranc arrows to knock out a level 100!

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2021-08-09T18:43:37+00:00

Don’t move, its vision’s based on movement

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2021-07-31T05:02:08+00:00

I just tamed the WORST Rex ever it has a melee of 147.1 my Dilo has better m!

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2021-06-26T15:27:41+00:00

There is a Rex level 5 near my base. I want to tame it but it’s probably going to DIE if I tame it sooooooooooooo…

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2021-06-25T09:21:15+00:00

I tamed one as a joke but now I gave it a master craft saddle

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2021-06-20T01:52:17+00:00

There’s a t-Rex inflatable costume coming this summer bash event!

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2020-01-16T22:54:52+00:00

DOMINUNCE

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score 1 · Answer 19 · 2023-01-31T01:03:53+00:00

I got the Rex to really low health and then my monkey threw a piece of poo in its mouth and it instantly died lol

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2023-01-28T14:52:05+00:00

I was riding my rex,Mando, and saw a spino,and I saw it killing a oyster and it's to cute to die,so I attack the spino and in a matter of seconds it dies :D the spino only took 3555/3599 of my trex' health >:D