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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2018-11-18T04:42:49+00:00

Santa claws is Stomping to town

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2017-09-04T09:57:57+00:00

Once i saw a rex

And i runned for My eggs

After he came close enough

I Turned around and Punched him in his stuff.

Now i got My very Own Rex

And everything Is Running for his eggs.

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2023-05-07T11:44:26+00:00

he big mf he stronk and most importantly he big.

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2023-05-07T07:46:15+00:00

If you have c4,bloww it to kingdom come!BOOOOOMMM!

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2023-05-07T02:30:40+00:00

I bred one the baby had bad stats…. but then he became friends with my shotgun

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2023-05-06T16:53:52+00:00

This is a VEGETAABBBLLLLLLLLLLEE!!!!!!!!!! IIITTTT IIIIISSSSS AAAAAAAA VEGETAABBBLLLLLLLLLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IIIISSSNNNNN'TTTTT IIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2023-05-04T14:01:18+00:00

Just get the 6 second knock out its a op mantis with mate boost and yurty with op bats its enough to knock out a 150 rex in 6 seconds

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2023-04-30T19:02:25+00:00

I was in the forest with my new tamed carno lv54 then out of nowhere a frekin rex lv 44 just kill me and my carno

Then my stuff were never claimed again

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2023-04-20T17:56:37+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If this is glows red

BOI THEN YOUR DED

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2023-04-11T17:28:32+00:00

My Rex can one shot a bronto and I feel conflicted on one hand it’s awesome and on the other owning it feels like cheating

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2023-04-05T01:05:47+00:00

When I was a noob I found a 150 rex and punched it thinking it was now sleeping so I checked it and it was dead 😂😂😂😂😂

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2021-10-19T03:28:53+00:00

It's so basic to tame a rex jut run around and let it kil you

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2021-10-06T04:42:34+00:00

Real men knock it out with a club. I know I did it once

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2021-09-17T22:15:24+00:00

Ppl keep sayin compys r like small Trexs but in my opinion trexs r ridiculously obese compys…

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-11T21:44:15+00:00

Someone said that they don't mess with creatures above lvl 15

*While Me* kills any Dino that is bound to ruin my tame, no matter the lvl

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2020-04-29T10:28:13+00:00

If you find a Rex

G E T O U T Y O U R T R A N Q A R R O W S

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2020-04-28T13:14:50+00:00

When a carno is on staroids I can’t spell

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2020-04-04T23:57:43+00:00

I tamed a army of raptors i find T-Rex e call him a No no word and next thing I know it’s like Jurassic park me running from old albino so I went to my base on my island and I’m sitting under MY T-Rex lvl 50 to a lvl Wild T. rex that 40

Bye albino warrior 😎😎 Pls like this also my raptors are in the hospital 30 Alive 25 dead. 🥺🥺

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2020-03-30T02:07:30+00:00

“Hold on to your butts”

Filler

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2020-03-29T00:48:49+00:00

It’s big, its strong but worse of all

It’s controlled by dodos