When a carno is on staroids I can’t spell
I was riding my rex,Mando, and saw a spino,and I saw it killing a oyster and it's to cute to die,so I attack the spino and in a matter of seconds it dies :D the spino only took 3555/3599 of my trex' health >:D
Step 1- Get good armor and a ride with darts.
Step 2- Don't be a pansy
Step 3- Go out there and shoot the Rex in the face to show it who is the man
If you run into one of these, stand perfectly still. Rexes can’t see you if you don’t move. I saw it in a movie once.
Don't move..... They can only see movement. Stay complet- Wait, why is it walking towar- OH GOD NO HAVE MER-......
My parasaur is faster then a spino,but slower then a trex?! (Spino and trex have both max speed)
Trex:IM THE STRONGEST DINO IN THE ARK UNIVERSE
(Giga has joined the game)
Trex:IM STILL THE STRONGEST DINO IN THE WORLD
Giga:no you arent little loser,HA
Trex:ok fine,let's duel 2 YEAR OLD
(Trex was max lvl and giga was only 100)
GAME ANNOUNCEMENT:Trex has killed giga
(Giga has left the game)
If u just started ark and tamed some dodos and see a rex rushing at u just grab ur dodo and yeet it at the rex and run
Rex: I’m the king of ark!
Giga is now online
Rex is now offline
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There once was a rex called Paul,
Who stood about 15 feet tall,
Use tranq arrows or darts,
Straight to his heart or
You'll struggle to tame him at all.
If you happen to encounter this creature with a tribe member, get your trusty bola. Bola your tribe member and run ?