
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
I should not have chosen the Rex as my first Dino to try mutate because I do not have the patience on Increased times to wait 30 minutes for one batch of 8 eggs to hatch then another 45 mins to an hour for it to grow. For two days of grinding and mutating I have a 0/2 dmg mutation
Alan: NEXT SCENE! Big thing with sharp claws comes up: Alan: GET TO THE HELICOPTER!!! Rexy comes up: “Rex, rexy, sharp clawed thing team on the opponent” Rexy: oh yea baby! “Hits opponent with a bite and drains health” Sharp clawed thing: Great start for my combo! “Slashes with long claws three times on opponent” Rex: Thanks for the help guys! If ya could’ve been here sooner though! “Bites and claws the opponent into its grip” Sharp clawed thing: TIME FOR FINISHER!!! “ Jumps and claws the opponent like scorpios rex” Sharp clawed thing. Rex. Rexy: we did our work! CUT! Alan: Good job 👏 now rex. Eat a snickers. You will become a famous poster when you get hungry. Rex: “acts cute” Okay! Actors watch video back: Woah. Okay we did it right this time. Good job guys! Rexy: I’m always happy!…. Except when I’m hungry!!!! “Eats Alan grant”