
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ok so one time I was playing with my uncle and a alpha Rex came and followed me into the ocean but there was 2 titans near each other so I got the alpha to hit them and then after 20 mins 1 titan had died but backup came my friend with 3 reapers and a rock drake came and well let’ s just say rip drakes but I have a geo transmitter so then I hear this the ICE TITAN JUMP and 2 mins later there’s a alpha Rex dead btw I have mod so The Rex was level 1500
Good luck taming us…. Unless your one of these special breed of humans that use these weird things, I think they are called mods? Idk im a stupid Rex. Anyways, I was chillin with my friend Jerry and this ugly human walked up to Jerry and threw this magical bola at him, I heard stories of humans trying to bola us, they would always fail, but somehow this bola is special, the humans call it a ‘Chute Reusable Bola’ and then they walk up to poor Jerry and slap him with this shiny thing that resembles the sound of this thing humans call a ‘Metal Pipe’ the sound was very funny, so funny in fact that I just decided “Yo, human, I know you hurt Jerry and all but that shiny thing is too funny that I am gonna tame myself for you”