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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2019-03-19T12:58:20+00:00

No! What have I told you! No eating me!

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2019-02-09T02:00:18+00:00

So do you brake up with it or what it just leaves

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2018-12-24T02:23:45+00:00

Not Reaper king/queen, RAPER king/queen

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2018-11-15T00:30:22+00:00

Just have a hord of them following you and make peace with a tribe but first Barry them and relish your children

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2018-08-11T07:48:49+00:00

Defs should change the ingame name in R (e)aper.

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2018-01-30T10:51:47+00:00

it ran out of my base chasing my bulbdog and damaging it... spino food

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2026-05-24T22:20:50+00:00

The grim reaper more like.

— plastic bag

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2026-03-28T21:19:03+00:00

So dreadnoughtus are breedable but these arent? What?

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2026-02-12T17:28:06+00:00

Pro tip: walk right up to his face and wait for a hug,you have a new best friend;DEATH

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2026-01-17T10:08:01+00:00

You Can Make Your Toxic Friend Quit ARK By Letting Baby Reaper Burst Out Of Them And Laugh As They Die To A Baby

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2025-11-15T14:45:25+00:00

The queen is easy 2 tame just give it mejoberrys and x90000 forcetame

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2025-02-06T11:15:00+00:00

Does the reapper King has to bras his wife for have a Child 🤔

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2024-10-10T22:53:31+00:00

My favorite way to get one is forcetame

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2024-09-10T06:10:30+00:00

This is very innaporrtie dinosaur for young ark players

Player:”OOOOO A STORNG DINO IMA TAME U”

Queen:”child,come and tame me”

Player:*comes*

Queen:”YOU WILL OWN MY CHILD!!!”

Player:*dies*

Players parents:”how did you die?”

Player:s*shows new tame*

Players parents:”you need a new game.”

-dog,thedog,dogplays :)

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2024-06-07T17:45:25+00:00

Looks like a naked Yutyrannus but bigger

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2023-12-03T09:29:00+00:00

Survivor one:well the terminal is... Survivor two:what? Reaper king:oi mate want some tea survivors:they are like kings aaaaaaaaa!!!

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2023-11-29T01:18:04+00:00

I’m surprised that the FBI hasn’t kicked the reaper queens door down for knocking you up violently

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2023-11-24T21:44:14+00:00

Ground ground, how much Mr Eazi you have a reporters comes out of a growler need you to live very death happily ever Apple to your death

The email end

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2023-04-13T10:40:16+00:00

The fact you have to get pregnant to get one(even if you’re a male) 😭😭😭😭

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2023-02-26T20:39:55+00:00

Real men knock it out with a slingshot.