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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
I mostly tame about ten of these when I first start on pvp, and just take them on a meat harvesting spree to level them up. Once I get a level 300 one with about 5,000 health and about 600 attack percentage, I just toss a player of his t rex and maul him while my weaker raptors distract his tames.
I was on my first account and to much of a wuss to go out and try and tame one so I went on my second account a ran into a few lone ones(all separate) and keep in mind I was only a level two on my second account and let me tell u those things appear from the dark like they know you were coming
So I had a pack of about 7 raptors half of them died from falling off a cliff and I tried having a war with an alpha rex with my raptors but the raptor I was riding died and I couldn’t find them for about 3 days then one day I found a raptor I lost ages ago and looked for the alpha Rex because it never said on my screen my raptors ever died so after half an hour of searching I found them stood next to a dead alpha Rex
Then my mum deleted my world so I never saw them again
R.I.P raptor pack
I had many raptors and I was walking with pusheria, two dodos, and a dilo. (Pusheria = diplo) and was on “the one” my first raptor and out of nowhere a allo,and some raptors attacked I lost everyone even my raptor but I made babies already so I breeded them but lost all but sonic to a tickle chicken/therizo then my sister drove him into a river of mega piranha 1 like = 1 raptor goes to heaven
I had a moschops named mini hulk, one day I lost him and then I thought he was dead but then I find him in some water then was overjoyed and brought him back to shore then a raptor pounce on him and I whack the raptor with a bat while he kills m.k. (Mini hulk) and once he killed m.k. He kills me till I finally knock it out with my bare fists and then tame it but taming was a little hard cause there wasn’t any dodos around and I was too lazy to chase a parasaur then I remembered that I had some meat in one of my loots so then I tame it and named it “the one”. Upvoot to help bring poor mini hulk to ark heaven